Friday, December 9, 2005

Slacker Mom

Are You a Slacker Mom?
What kind of Mom are you?
Here is your score by category:
Zen Mom oooo
Smarty Pants Mom *****
Pretty in the City Mom ++++++
Bring it on Mom --
Zen Mom: How do you do it? Even when explosions are all around, you are able to take a deep cleansing breath and chant your mantra "this too shall pass." You are a calming influence on your kids in a hectic world.

Smarty Pants Mom: Smart parents like you have smart kids. They need plenty of intellectual stimulation and you provide them with all they need, plus lots of love. You know how to help them with algebra homework, and you are superior at kissing boo-boos.

Pretty in the City Mom: You might have a subscription to both Parenting Magazine and Vogue. While picking up a darling Easter outfit for your tyke at Bloomingdale's you're tempted to grab a pair of Manolo Blahniks for your own tootsies. You are a fabulous mom, and you take care of yourself fabulously, too.

Bring it on Mom: You my dear, are the envy of all your friends. You roll with the punches. Gum in your hair? You know peanut butter is just the thing to get it out. With a roll of duct tape for any emergency and lots of love, there's nothing you can't do for your kids.

The parts in color are just so WRONG. Absolutely 180 from reality, but hey: they made me laugh. That's a good thing.

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