Fake names

From Amy...q.v. for links (I'm lazy today).

Using "The Cataloger" I got the first suggestion; using my "real" name produced the second.

Fiendish Observational Comedian -- Action-Packed Mentallist (Wu-Tang Name)
Respected Hunter --Phantom Bastard (backup Wu-Tang Name)
Igneous Smurf --Colicky Smurf (Smurf Name)
Polly Boggy-Hillocks -- Ruby Bolger(Hobbit Name)
Guy La Catalogereau -- Labatt McT[...] S[...]chuk (Hockey Name) [Dudes, that makes a very LONG line of consonants!)]

And because I'm always trying to be cool for my kid... I went to Bacon Mag. to get my Poké-name:

The Cataloger:

Nidotwo

Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eecow.

Me for real:

Starbar

Profile
You live in the rivers of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, garbage and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot force bolts. You can shoot wind. You can puke bricks. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can breathe acid. You can breathe lava. You can puke jet fuel. You can spit Mr. Pibb. You have big hair. You have bionic implants. You have a fear of evil glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickifu.

They have me pegged! V. sad.