Hump Day

Courtesy BDI of course.
"Hola, Humpolas. This week Hump Day is also Latin American Independence Day which commemorates Latin America's independence from Spain in 1821. However ... since we are a crazy bunch and everything we do is to the beat of a different bongo we're not going to celebrate today or tomorrow (which is Mayflower Day). Instead, we're going to celebrate yesterday. That's right, we're going to celebrate yesterday. Why? Because we're all about sharing the love and yesterday was "Hug A Crabby Stranger Day." No silly, NOT "Hump A Crabby Stranger" ... "Hug A Crabby Stranger" Humping a stranger would have a constable knocking on your door with a Restraining Order.

"As a warm-up tell us about the most disastrous or embarrassing first impression you've ever made on someone."

Hmm, so many to choose from. Really. And I block them out as quickly as possible. Sorry--they're gone.

"Okay, ready or not, here come da hump! This week an even dozen "I say ___, you think ___". Just respond with the first word, phrase or thought that leaps into your head for each word."

01. rear : Window
02. power : tools (...Tim Allen)
03. straw : bendy
04. goosebump : R.L. Stine (aaaaaaackkkkkkkk--I hate this series!!)
05. depend : grownup diapers (how sad)
06. hush : "There's a kind of hush / all over the world / tonight..."
07. magically : delicious *
08. bendable : straws/Gumby
09. duct : tape
10. flip : flops (the shoes!!)
11. anticipation : ketchup *
12. couch : Freud

* showing my age and depraved youth