Saturday 9

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Ain't Too Proud to Beg

1. What was the last thing that you begged for?

Uh...I don't make a habit of begging. I can't remember, unless I asked, jokingly begging, Beast to work on my shoulder some time recently.

2. Have you ever lost a best friend after a fight?

Sure. And then we made up again, eventually.

3. When was the last time you just wanted to be invisible?

Today. At work. ALL $&*@!% day.

4. Which room of your home tends to be the messiest?

The kitchen. It's the dropping-off spot for everything.

5. You are to be locked in a room forever with a celebrity. You get to choose. Who do you pick?

Oh my God: forever?? This sounds like Sartre! Yuck, doesn't matter who it is: I'm in hell.

6. Has someone ever left another person to be with you?

Huh. Temporarily only.

7. What’s been kind of a drag for you lately?

Work. Work sucks. I would kill to work midnight to 9 a.m.!

8. How are you different from your (current or most recent) significant other?

I'm female. I'm not nearly as deliberate as Beast. My back doesn't hurt all the time. I never played football. I don't (pay enough attention to) understand science.

9. What is the most perverted thing someone has ever said to you?

Hello, I've work with perverted patrons for almost 25 years now! Damn. A guy that was dating a coworker told me he liked my ass a few years ago; that was pretty fucking annoying. Another coworker's husband, at another job, called me "Skinny" in a very leery way every time I saw him. When I was 16, I had a middle-aged man follow me around the library telling me all his marital/family problems. Random comments over the years aren't even memorable anymore.
Actually, the seriously most perverted thing someone ever told me was that she'd just found out her child's uncle had been abusing her kid for years. That was horrific; she wanted books to deal with it, but she had literally JUST found out hours earlier.