Friday 5

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Texture

1. What are the best and worst crunchy foods?

Best are definitely chips, specifically Cheetos. Worst...I'm going with stale bread or hard cookies. 

2. What are the best and worst chewy foods?

Best are cookies. No contest. Worst...depends on your dental work. Taffy isn't great (I like it, but jeez) but non-sweets...badly-cooked meats that require you to chew, and chew, and chew, and chew.

3. What are the best and worst oozy foods?

Fudge. And also chicken cordon bleu. I can't think of a bad oozy food. I like oozy food.

4. What are the best and worst crumbly foods?

Best is croissants. Worst is rice cakes. 

5. What are the best and worst mushy foods?

Mashed potatoes FTW. British "mushy peas" are apparently awful; I've never had them, on advice.