good manners are made up of petty sacrifices

(Swiped from Amy)

What are your favourite smells?

"Clean." Vanilla. Fresh bread.

Can you go a whole day without caffeine?

I can, but you really don't want to be around me on that particular day.

Who knows more about you than anyone else?

Normally, I'd say Beast, and that's still probably true, but others are creeping up...or he's sliding down a bit lately.

What song did you last listen to?

I have no idea. Something on Spotify. I don't remember what the last song was because that was more than 20 minutes ago. I've taken to listening to old radio shows on Sirius XM in the car. My CD player is fubar and regular radio just pisses me off.

Do you have a crush on anybody?

Not really. Nah.

Do you like The Beatles?

Yeah. Don't listen to 'em much these days, but I like 'em.

If you could choose one color to wear for a whole year, what color would you choose?

Blue.

Do you cook often?

Not more than a couple of times a week.

What was the last film you watched? Did you like it?

The last one at a theater was the last Star Trek. It was ok.

Can you sew?

Yes, I can. I enjoy it about as much as my mother did.

What is your favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

Are you health conscious?

Yeah, not unless I have to be.

Go do the Kinsey Scale Test, what number result did you receive?

I flunked. Seriously. My result reads as follows: "The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person."

Do you curse a lot?

I think that answer is a definite yes.

When was the last time you had a pint of beer?

About 2 weeks ago for lunch at a pub I ordered a shandy. I'm not sure it was a full pint of beer, but it's the only beer I've had in decades.

Are you pro life or pro choice?

I like to think I'm trustworthy enough to care for my own body, and I like to give others the benefit of that doubt too. I'm wholly pro-choice.

Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason?

"For no reason" would mean there's no payoff. I mostly crave sweets, and there's definitely a payoff. Unfortunately, I also have developed high blood sugar and keep getting cavities.

What was the last book you purchased?

I bought a ton of them on vacation. I don't know which one was last.

Where was your last vacation?

England.

Do you shave your pits?

It's been known to happen. Better I do it than force someone else to do it!

Did you ever play Seven Minutes in Heaven?

Nope. Never even heard of it till I was too old to play it.

Girls, when was the last time you went out without a bra? Guys, when was the last time you went shirtless in public?

How are these even...? Whatever. I never go braless in public.

Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen?

Not that I had medical attention for. My fingers are randomly crooked, and I have no doubt in my mind that I seriously damaged my tailbone a couple of years ago.

How do you like your eggs?

Over easy, with buttered toast.

What was your last argument about and who with?

I'm sure it was with Beast, though I'm trying like hell to stop taking the bait.