If you could…

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Travel anywhere, where would it be?

I'd really love to hit some African places: Botswana, South Africa, Egypt, Kenya. I'd also like to see Peru and maybe Brasil. Probably not gonna happen, but I can dream.

Meet anyone, who would it be?

It would be interesting to meet Mary Todd Lincoln and see if she was crazy or what.

Bring anyone dead back to life, who would it be?

Anne Frank.

Be anyone for a day, who would it be?

There are days when I'd love to know what is going on inside my son's head.

Get anything for free for the rest of your life what would it be?

High-speed internet.

Change one thing about your life what would it be?

Ha ha ha ha. Everything's changing right now, so what I'd really like is to be DONE with that! Like that is ever going to happen, though. The more things change, etc.

Have any superpower what would it be?

Invisibility.

Be any animal for a day which would you be?

I'd make a damn good spoiled house cat.

Date anyone who would it be?

Trust me when I say that dating is not something I want to do ever again.

Change one thing about the world what would it be?

An injection of humility every morning to everyone in a position to send others to their deaths. So, really, all of us.

Live in any fictional universe which would you choose?

The Narnia at the end of The Magician's Nephew.

Eliminate one of your human needs which would you get rid of?

Hmmm. It would be nice to not need to eat, and losing my taste buds would help there, too.

Change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?

Well, tying into the previous question, I'd like to be about 50 pounds lighter.

Change one of your personality traits which would you choose?

I'm working hard on keeping my mouth shut more often.

Be talented at anything instantly what would you choose?

I've always wanted to be able to dance.

Forget one event in your life which would you choose?

The awful parts of the last five years.

Erase an event from history (make it so it never happened) which would you choose?

I'd really like the clobber the guys that made religion into war.

Have any hair/eye/skin color, which would you choose?

I like my hair. I think I'd change my eyes to a more defined shade and my skin to a slightly darker shade.

Be any weight/body type, which would you choose?

I'd love to be the size and shape I was at 25: 5'8" and 125 pounds.

Live in any country/city, where would you choose?

I'd like to be in Colorado, not near a big city, but not so far I couldn't get there once in awhile.

Change one law in your country, which would you change?

Can we all just legalize pot? Jeebus. Oh, and get back to the years following the Roe v. Wade decision so women would have the right to make decisions about their bodies throughout the country.

Be any height, which would you choose?

I'm happy with my height.

Have any job in the world, which would you choose?

The one I have now, minus some of the Stoopud.

Have anything appear in your pocket right now, what would it be?

I can't think of a single thing.

Have anyone beside you right now, who would it be?

What I wouldn't give for a hug from my Dad.