Sunday Stealing

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The 5000 Question Meme, Part Three

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle:

A new cereal with dried bananas and strawberries in it.

Ambytime:

Time to take the Ambien.

Asscactus:

A really bad case of hemorrhoids.

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?

The butter sandwich I'm currently eating.

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?

Books, dolls, cars, jumprope, jacks...take your pick.

54. How many TVs are in your house?

Two.

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?

Walk.

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?

I still get excited. OK, not excited, exactly, but I like them.

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?

Yes. My dreams, generally, tend toward a sort of mythic realism. With that being the case, sometimes reality turns out to be the truth.

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?

Nope. Pass.

59. What is your idea of paradise?

Plenty of sleep, plenty of good reading material, plenty of sun, nothing much to do but plan where and what to eat next, no sunburn, no health problems.

60. Do you believe in God and if so what is he/she/it like?

I do, and as we are created in God's image, God is pretty darn multi-faceted.

61. Do you believe in Hell?

Yup. Been there. It's not pleasant.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?

I visited Russia, including Siberia, Outer Mongolia, China, Switzerland and Italy in a six week time period.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?

Oh, I don't know. Sat with sick people, ran errands for elderly people, didn't say "I told you so" when it would've been fitting, a few other things.

64. Have you gone to WTIT's facebook page and hit "like" yet? If not, why not? (No pressure.)

Yes, I have. Jeez, lighten up, folks. ;-)

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?

I can't think of anything to celebrate that we don't already. ... Having now answered the next question, let's go with something that honors the original inhabitants of this continent?

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?

I never really understood Casimir Pulaski Day in this state, but it's no longer really celebrated, so let's move on to Columbus Day.

67. What's the best joke you ever heard?

It involved fishing wire, a firehouse, and some very silly people.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?

Anyplace can be fun. I had a good time in Greece. I always had fun at Elitch's. Church can be weirdly fun. Triennium last summer was a blast.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?

It has dye in it.

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?

Doesn't everyone have deep, dark secrets? For the most part, I'm fairly up front, though.

71. What is under your bed right now?

A lot of dust.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?

Go home. I'm not a big fan of flying monkeys or green people.

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?

I almost never go more than 3-4 miles over the speed limit, but I regularly do that.

74. What is the world's best song to dance to?

"Sweet Child o' Mine."

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?

I have no idea. I'm sure it was a wedding, but can't remember what it was.