Thursday Thunks

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1. Would you try a dog food flavored jelly bean? What about skunk spray or vomit flavored?

No. Way. Who needs that kind of shit?

2. Are any keys on your keyboard worn off?

The curl on the J is on its way out, but that's it, aside from a bad case of shininess on some of the keys.

3. Why are the lids on coffins nailed/locked/sealed? Are we afraid they are going to get out?

Well, sorta. Bodies do sometimes bloat. The real question is why so many people spend so much money on coffins that never decay. What a waste of space and money.

4. True love. Define it.

Caring deeply for someone else in a way that doesn't diminish yourself.

5. Where is the strangest place you are ever fallen asleep?

I can't think of anywhere particularly strange. The older I get, however, the easier it is to drop out in seconds.

6. A doctor walks up to you and says "I will change anything you want ... big or small... doesn't matter how much it costs, I'll do it for free!". What do you have him fix or change on your body?

Let's get those allergies fixed up, but the key here is my immune system, so start there.

7. The last picture you took - share it. Well, if it's not something we would probably find in Bud's recent photos.

It's on my phone, and believe me I am no in the mood to deal with downloading it and posting it here.

8. Blue or black ink. Your preference?

Black. But really, I prefer pencil.

9. You are walking down the sidewalk on a city street and you see a little girl, about 3 or 4 years old, she asks you if you can tie her shoe for her. What do you do?

Nope. I would not touch her, but I would call 911 and stay with her if her minder wasn't evidently present.

10. What channel numbers are ABC, NBC, CBS and FOX for you?

Uh...well, I can access ABC on channels 7, 12, 17, or 27; NBC on channels 4, 5, 13, or 15; CBS on 2, 3, 23, or 58. I don't watch FOX. Ever.

11. Did/do you have any marriage deal breakers?

Abuse or jail time = goodbye.