The Queen's Meme

(Link in meme-roll)
The Board Game Meme

1. Twister
Who would you like to get your arms and legs tangled up with?

Heh, OK, then...Gibbs.

2. Monopoly
You have just landed on Boardwalk and collected a nice sum in rent payments.
Which Monopoly token do you want to be when you grow up?

The little doggie.

3. Candyland
This game is based on The Legend of The Lost Candy Castle. Did you know that? The object of the game is to reach the Candy Castle. But in my game, the object is to avoid the dungeon that is in the Candy Castle. You must swim through the Ice Cream Sea to be victorious.
What is your flavor?

Peppermint.

4. Operation
You are the surgeon. You have the tweezers in your hand. It is time to remove the most irritating person or thing in your life.
What is the name of this organ?

The complainer-whiner gland.

5. Sorry!
I often say that success is the best revenge. Lucky for you! Sorry! is a game of sweet revenge.
What is your strategy for success today?

At this point in the day, it's pretty much finish up some memes and go to bed.

6. Wheel of Fortune!
It's your spin. You have just landed on a surprise vacation package.
It's yours if you can name the destination with 3 vowels and 2 consonants.

Syria? Wow, thanks.

7. Clue
Miss Scarlet (that's you) is in the library with the knife. Who did she kill and why?

The 548,000th person this month to ask where the tax forms are.