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Can't Find the Words
Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles.

1. Can't find words to describe myself. Just writing this because it was a requirement.

Hey, points up for spelling everything right, AND for honesty. Points down for telling me you don't like to talk.

2. I'm quirky, have a twisted sense of humor, I'm really boring and caffeine-addicted.

How can you be boring and over-caffeinated? I'd hate to see you UNDER-caffeinated! But again, points up for spelling.

3. I am submissive.. we!!!

What in the hell are you talking about? Yuck. Go away. Now! [at least in this case, I am confident that my directions will be followed]

4. You will need to be affectionate cos I am, and share my values and passions....I know its a big ask, but I know you are out there..wherever you are ... and I know you are not far away ...

Creepy, stalker-type. I'm putting on garlic; this person seems far too perky (not to mention pushy) for me. However, you might get along GREAT with #3.

5. I am spunky but simple.

Short, to-the-point, spelled right. I'm in. That is very rare.

6. Things have changed in the last week !!! so I'll add: No Drunks. No Liars. No Married peoples.

So if I'd been here last week, I'd've been all good? Wow, really? "Married peoples" omg--head-desk.

7. Do you have what it takes?

Yes. Why do you ask? Cuz, I don't share what I have.

8. Not, interested in someone who play games,who is tacky,lazy, sleeps with others,ARROGANT (usually a person who thinks they're too cute, and talks like a teenager about themself, too wacko for me) I prefer an mature,reserved,laid back, the caring kind any day.

So, your basic 16-year-old drama-queen wrote this. Seriously, except for the horrific typing skills, I could name someone who could have written this. And, can I just say, "sleeps with others" made me snort--s/he wants them to sleep with themselves??

9. Blessings I am not interested in dating at this time.

And you're on a dating site ... why? I wouldn't worry anyway because if you start a sentence with "Blessings" you're gonna be hard-pressed to find a date anyway.

10. I think the inner side of the person is what makes him/her be beautifull and wonderfull!

EUUUWWWWW...the 'inner side' of a person tends to be gunky, bloody and messy. Kind of like your spelling.