Patrick's Place

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Sunday 7

Name the seven careers you’d like to see depicted in a Barbie Doll.

1. Pastor
2. Stay-at-home-mom
3. [American] Football player [though I'd settle for coach]
4. Hooker (which shouldn't be a stretch, eh?)
5. Customer-service helpline employee
6. Bartender
7. Welfare recipient

I'm completely serious on most of these. The only one I'm totally kidding about is...guess!