The Dating Profile Meme

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Not Getting Physical

1. My most relevant life goals are spiritual and emotional - not physical or financial.

I'm sensing that you are pretty comfortable in that double-wide in the middle of the Mojave. Good for you! But we are never going to be on the same wavelength on this one, so enjoy your life.

2. I love learning new things & am an adventerous person.

How about taking up Spelling as Something to Learn?!

3. My children are grown and I have no responsibilities, other than my work I suppose.

"I suppose"???? Hope your boss isn't reading this... And, trust me, you are not EVER done being responsible for your kids. Never. Not according to my mom, anyway. Even when you really aren't responsible, the residual angst lingers.

4. Do I need to send smoke signals?

Smoking is illegal in most public spaces, so I'd really prefer you didn't.

5. I have 3 grown children & 1 dog, so I'm Italian/French.

Wow. This made my eyes roll, and a really ugly snorting sound emanate from my larynx. The good news: I think you don't even need to mention that English is not your primary (or secondary) (or tertiary) language.

6. I appreciate if your opening shot/photo is your most current.

The most current photo I took was of the shirt I was wearing yesterday. Pretty sure you don't want that one. Or even the one before that, since it's a pic of my son. Not likely to be very useful for the purposes you want to put it. {{shudder}}

7. Tell me a joke, I love to laugh, it is the best medicine.

A priest, a rabbi and a Baptist minister walk into a bar... Stop me if you've heard this one, or even if you haven't.

8. I'd love to get back into real estate someday, maybe own and run a motel or bed and breakfast.

Running a motel/B&B is not real estate, it's hospitality. Dude you are seriously confused. Aside: why does EVERYONE seem to want to have a toe in the real estate pool??

9. Hello, I am so not good at this.

Trust me: you canNOT do any worse than #5! In fact, I might consider speaking to you further.

10. Get creative. Drop a contact and let me know if you participate regularly in hiking, golf, kayaking, relax with a book, dvd, music, music, music & oh, and did I say TRAVEL?

ALL AT ONCE? Damn, I'm exhausted and I only got about halfway through this list!