Hair serum = the shit.

(Found here)
[no clue where the titles come from]
Bold what is true

1. I have a tattoo.
2. I don't like the color red.
3. I love having my picture taken.
4. I love the X-files.
5. I have an online journal.
6. I like citrus fruits.
7. I watch That's So Raven .
8. I want to live in Florida.
9. People who have thousands of friends on Myspace probably don't have that many friends in real life.
10. I have never seen the show Friends .
11. I like watching infomercials.
12. I want to be/have been/am a Hooter s girl.
13. I have more than one tissue box in my room.
14. I like oatmeal.
15. I could always use some new clothes.
16. I'd rather be awake at night and sleep through the day.
17. I do my own laundry.
18. I don't have instant messaging.
19. I am using a laptop while taking this survey.
20. I hate feet.
21. I'd rather use a calculator for simple math than my head.
22. My name starts with the letter S. [part of it]
23. I love ice cream.
24. I've done many things I regret.
25. I often quote movies.
26. I have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [I have a husband, instead]
27. I play The Sims. [though not lately]
28. I've seen the movie Unbreakable.
29. I am friends with someone I hate.
30. I know all the words to the Fresh Prince theme song.
31. I still watch Disney movies.
32. I've been to a floor show for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
33. I own an iPhone.
34. I watch MTV.
35. I am a legend in my own mind.
36. John Mayer is sexy.
37. I type properly.
38. I am emo.
39. I love the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
40. I've read a Shakespearean play. [several]
41. I am cynical.
42. I love bolding surveys. [ok, I like them]
43. I bite my nails.
44. I've fallen asleep in class before.
45. There is a song stuck in my head right now.
46. I have never seen the movie Mean Girls.
47. I love the show Daria.
48. Green is my favorite color.
49. I am controlling.
50. I've been called a *beep* before. [bitch. yes]
51. I play an instrument.
52. I love to shop at Hollister/Abercrombie/American Eagle.
53. I've been to Africa. [not yet]
54. I'm an insomniac. [in the summer only]
55. I prefer Coke over Pepsi.
56. I love chain letters.
57. I do not believe in love.
58. I like getting hugs.
59. I am an arrogant person.
60. I m masochistic.
61. I've been blocked on AIM before. [not that I'm aware of]
62. I have red hair. [so fake, though]
63. I hate when someone stops liking a band because it s gone mainstream.
64. I like to curse a lot.
65. I've tasted blood before.
66. I do not live in America.
67. My parents think I m a virgin even though I m not.
68. I have more online friends than offline friends.
69. I know someone with the last name Johnson.
70. I have a TV in my room.
71. I wear contacts.
72. I call my friends hun.
73. People usually get the wrong impression of me.
74. I know someone who is a white supremacist. [probably several of our regular library patrons are]
75. I have skipped school.
76. I would become a Playboy bunny for $1,000,000.
77. I would try S&M.
78. I'm a push-over.
79. I hold grudges.
80. I like President Bush. [ok, this survey is that old, sorry]
81. I have strong opinions about life.
82. I love foreign films.
83. I watch South Park .
84. My cell phone is pink.
85. I am overweight.
86. I've been left speechless before.
87. I'm a procrastinator.
88. I own a Hanson CD.
89. I've played Truth or Dare.
90. I know all the words to We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel.
91. I have never seen any Lord of the Rings movies.
92. I have run away from home.
93. I've kissed a poster of my favorite celebrity. [it was over 30 years ago, though...I promise]
94. I own more than four pairs of jeans.
95. I have a pet snake.
96. I am afraid of sharks.
97. I am a vegetarian/vegan.
98. I listen to classical music.
99. Cats are better than dogs.
100. I like to stand in the rain.
101. I recycle.
102. I have dyed my hair.
103. I always make sure I don t leave without my cell phone.
104. I own Pokemon trading cards.
105. I straighten my hair a lot.
106. I still watch cartoons.
107. I am religious.
108. I can speak more than one language. [I can understand Spanish]
109. I've worked in food service before. [briefly]
110. ...and hated it.
111. I've written a song.
112. I'm craving pizza right now.
113. I hate Christmas music.
114. I am a cheerleader.
115. I don't live in the United States.
116. I am pierced in more than three places.
117. I have braces.
118. I have a digital camera.
119. I have been in a car crash.
120. I hate Wal-Mart.
121. I read tabloids. [on vacation]
122. I am home alone.
123. I am listening to music right now.
124. I know more than five Beatles songs.
125. My birthday is this month.
126. I was drunk last night.
127. I love rap music.
128. I have heard of Regina Spektor.
129. I have read The Odyssey.
130. I m glad this survey is over.

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Bold the things you have/own
A survey by Beccy at DarkestStar_Surveys [do not remove please]

1. A spaniel
2. A tabby cat
3. A hamster
4. Red socks
5. An iPod nano
6. A celebrity's autograph
7. A Disney movie on DVD
8. A copy of Lord of the Rings (the book)
9. Over 200 survey xanga subscriptions [don't use xanga, don't have a clue what this means]
10. A fruit bowl in the kitchen
11. Over 20 books [I have over 1000, yo]
12. A VCR
13. A DVD player
14. Purple eye shadow
15. Condoms
16. A grandmother over 80
17. Old Valentine's Day cards
18. Over 5 pillows
19. Hoop earrings
20. A studded belt
21. A silver pen
22. Converse
23. Asthma [thoroughly controlled]
24. Hidden photographs
25. Postcards
26. Mugs
27. Pills
28. Body lotion
29. A mobile phone
30. A drum set
31. Handcuffs
32. Ice cream
33. A clock
34. Over 5 purses/bags
35. A boyfriend
36. A karaoke machine
37. A tie
38. A Metallica CD
39. Over 3 xangas
40. A silver bracelet
41. A minor medical condition
42. Tangled hair
43. A stomach ache
44. A broken window
45. A football
46. Deodorant
47. Posters
48. A nightlight
49. A BEBO profile [what is BEBO?...off to Google...]
50. Glasses
51. A widescreen TV
52. A bad memory
53. A birthday on a holiday
54. No friends
55. More than 1 survey xanga
56. Porno magazines
57. Stencils
58. An 80s compilation
59. A jewelry box
60. A small house
61. No life
62. A tiara
63. Lipstick
64. AOL
65. MSN
66. Yahoo
67. Creativity
68. A niece or nephew [four each]
69. No cousins
70. Broadband
71. A good singing voice [decent, maybe]
72. A pin board
72. A corset
73. Black eyeliner
74. A compact mirror
75. Anti-depressants
76. A bad mother
77. A bad father
78. No siblings
79. Friends online
80. No xanga layout
81. No pets [Ruka is on my shoulder right now]
82. Chalk
83. Boxes
84. No real home
85. Framed photos
86. A video camera
87. A basketball net
88. Green eyes [when they aren't brown--the joy of hazel]
89. A small chest
90. A church nearby [the owner of the house calls it a church anyway]
91. Braces
92. A stereo
93. Love letters
94. Poems
95. Curly hair [wavy]
96. Broken bones
97. Popcorn
98. Hair dye
99. A dictionary
100. Old records

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[as a person]

01. I am an outgoing, sociable type of person
02. I’m very shy and unsociable
03. I’m somewhere in between
04. I am unique in every way possible. Nobody can change who I am, I am my own person
05. I find it difficult not to follow the crowds
06. You have to conform to some things in life
07. My friends say I am crazy
08. I have too many friends to count
09. I only have a few
010. I mostly prefer my own company
011. I prefer to stay indoors in the warmth than go outside where its cold
012. I prefer to read than to watch TV
013. I’m a fairly intelligent person
014. I’d consider myself as average
015. It would be hard to describe my personality, I’m up and down like a yo yo

[activities & hobbies]

01. I love to go to the movies with my friends
02. I like to stay at home with a movie
03. I love to go clubbing and dance
04. I play at least 1 or more sports
05. I hate all sport
06. I’m addicted to my TV set
07. Music is my life, or at least, its very important to me
08. I love animals and wildlife
09. I like to go on walks and adventures
010. I thoroughly enjoy photography
011. I either like to create art myself, or admire it from a distant
012. I spend a lot of time on myspace or xanga
013. I’m most happy when I’m with my boyfriend/girlfriend
014. I love to cook and am good at it
015. I love to read a great book
016. I love to drink alcohol
017. I love days out
018. I’m into history - visiting historic cities, museums, art galleries etc.
019. Religion is very important to me
020. I like to eat out at restaurants
021. I love to spend time with my family and friends
022. I love to shop
023. I love to go online

[electronics & technology]

01. I use a family computer
02. I have my own in my bedroom
03. I have an iPod
02. I have an mp3 player
03. I have a CD walkman
04. I have a stereo system
05. I have surround sound
06. I have my own TV set
07. I have a VCR
08. I have a DVD player
09. I have a mobile phone
010. I own over 100 Cds
011. I own over 20 DVDs
012. I own over 50 DVDs

[Animals I like/think are cute]

01. Cat/Kittens
02. Dog/puppies
03. Bunnies
04. Hamsters
05. Mice
06. Gerbils
07. Rats
08. Guinea pigs
09. Goldfish/other
010. Horses/ponies [they aren't cute, but I like them]
011. Goats
012. Sheep
013. Pigs
014. Chickens
015. Birds
016. Tortoise
017. Tigers
018. Lions
019. Giraffes
020. Panthers
021. Elephants
022. Penguins
023. Seals
025. Koala bears
026. Kangaroos
027. Camels
028. Cows
029. Zebras
030. Bears
031. Snakes
032. Monkeys
034. Pandas

[Food I love]

01. Chicken
02. Beef burgers
03. Pork/bacon
04. Fish
05. Quorn
06. Sausages
07. Chips
08. French fries
09. Steak [sometimes, if it's prepared well]
010. Cheese
011. Crackers
012. Strawberries
013. Grapes
014. Apples
015. Spaghetti/pasta
016. Pizza
017. Kebab
018. Baked potato
019. Baked beans
020. Peas
021. Trifle
022. Yoghurt
023. Chocolate
024. Cake
025. Ice cream
026. Doughnuts
027. Pringles
028. Salad
029. Fruit salad
030. Bread
031. Ham
032. Oranges
033. Sandwiches

[Music I love]

01. Bubblegum pop (i.e., girl/boy bands etc.) [some]
02. Rock pop
03. Rock’n’Roll
04. Classic Rock
05. R’n’B [some]
06. Rap [some]
07. Hip Hop [some]
08. Trip Hop
09. Techno/dance
010. Electronica
011. Emo [some]
012. Indie [some]
013. New Wave
014. Heavy Metal
015. Industrial Metal
016. Pop Metal [some]
017. Goth Rock
018. Goth Metal
019. Power/Progressive Metal [some]
020. Death/black Metal
022. Classical
023. Opera [very little]
024. Jazz [some]
025. Blues [some]
026. New Age [some]
027. Folk
028. Celtic
029. Musicals
030. Movie Soundtracks
031. Disco

[Movies I love]

01. Fantasy
02. Rom Coms
03. Comedy
04. Horror
05. Action/Adventure
06. Thriller
07. Animation
08. Supernatural
09. Historical
010. Epic
011. Disney/kids

[Countries I’d love to visit]

01. America
02. Canada
03. South America [is a country?? Really?]
04. England, UK
05. Wales, UK
06. Scotland, UK
07. Ireland
08. France
09. Germany
010. Belgium
011. Spain
012. Portugal
013. Greece
014. Italy
015. Jamaica
016. India
017. China
018. Japan
019. Sweden
020. Denmark
021. Holland
022. Finland
023. Norway

[Books I love to read]

01. Non-fiction
02. History
03. True-Crime
04. Reference
05. Study Guides
06. Romance
07. Historic Fiction
08. Teenage Fiction
09. Children’s
010. Comedy/humour
011. Horror [some]
012. Fantasy & Science Fiction

[My favourite months of the year]

01. January
02. February
03. March
04. April
05. May
06. June
07. July
08. August
09. September
010. October
011. November
012. December

[My favourite day of the week]

01. Sunday
02. Monday
03. Tuesday
04. Wednesday
05. Thursday
06. Friday
07. Saturday

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bold the lyrics you can RELATE to, not what you know.
made by jess @ surveys_for_hire.

Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.
You can't try to resolve the past right now, but I swear I'll be the one, to remember what you've done, to me.
We seem so far away from these things we used to know. we seem so far away from everything we are.
And I don't know why, I don't know why I fight for you this way.
There's so much to dream about, there must be more to my life.
Where were you when I needed you most? why did you leave me alone?
If we're fucked up, you're to blame.
So stop telling me I'm not who you thought i would be.
I tried to be the one that everybody loved, where has that gotten me?
For about four years now I've hated this town. yeah, so much I just wanna get out. [not the town so much as the general area, and for more like 16 years]
'Cause you're everything I ask for, and so much more.
Can you take my back to the person I used to be? back when you were there for me.
We're old enough to know, but too young to care.
You're a gamble, I've got nothing left to lose.
I'll admit that i'm just a fool for you.
You said you hate my suffering, and you understood, and you'd take care of me. you'd always be there, well where are you now?
I keep pushing myself even though I can't take it at all.
But don't look back in anger, I heard you say.

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Aspiration Survey
robotlovesurveys

Fortune
[ ] Material things mean a lot to you.
[ ] The reason you try hard in school is so you are very successful.
[ ] Your parents push you to become very wealthy.
[x] You already live in a moderately-rich climate.
[x] You have a job.
[ ] Money is better than love.
[ ] You want to own your own business.
[x] You go shopping at least once a week. [woo-hoo: groceries]
[s] You own a car.
[ ] One day you hope to have a very nice house and car. [done, and done]
Total: 3

Knowledge
[x] You get got mostly all A's in school.
[x] Many people call you very smart or intelligent.
[x] Sometimes you get got good grades without even studying.
[x] You enjoy learning about the world and everything in it.
[x] You're a very curious person.
[ ] You want to cure cancer or something extraordinary like it.
[x] You believe that you learn something new every day.
[x] You read a lot.
[x] The internet is a great source of information.
[x] You always have perfect grammar. [well, usually, yeah]
Total: 9

Family
[x] Your family is the most important thing in your life.
[x] You come from a very large family.
[ ] You have at least 3 other siblings.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[ ] The main goal in your life is to get married and have kids.
[ ] You want at least three children.
[ ] A mini van is your choice of automobile.
[ ] You don't care about jobs; you want to stay home and take care of your family.
[ ] Your family has a lot of reunions.
[ ] You would die for anyone in your family.
Total: 3

Romance
[ ] You love to flirt.
[ ] You're a mess without a boyfriend.
[ ] You have had at least 4 boyfriends this year.
[ ] You go on dates every Friday/Saturday night.
[x] You've had sex/cannot wait for it. [well, damn! I'm 46 and married!]
[x] You love being held/kissed/being romantic.
[ ] You could never only be intimate with one person forever.
[ ] Looks/sex is the main thing you look for in a guy.
[ ] The best date is a candlelit dinner and a long walk on the beach.
[ ] You fall for someone very easily, but not for long.
Total: 2

Popularity
[ ] You are were very popular in your school.
[x] It seems you are very easy to get along with.
[x] You have at least 8 good friends.
[ ] You want to be famous someday from singing/acting/modeling/other.
[ ] The best feeling is having everybody around you.
[ ] You're a very friendly and outgoing person.
[ ] You talk to just about anyone you see or meet.
[ ] You are mainly the life of the party.
[ ] You are were in a variety of different clubs/sports in your school.
[ ] No matter where you go, your best friend is always with you.
Total: 2

Creativity
[ ] You like to create new things.
[x] Many people call you very unique.
[x] You've been in a school play.
[x] Art is something you've always enjoyed.
[x] You are were in the school band.
[ ] Music = Life.
[ ] You love taking pictures or videotaping.
[ ] Crafts are always very fun.
[ ] Your wardrobe is always very fun and colorful.
[ ] You'd like to get a job that deals with art.
Total: 4

Love
[x] True love really exists.
[x] So far, you've had a very successful love life.
[ ] Forget dating at random, you want your soul mate. [I don't like either end of this spectrum]
[x] Once you find your true love, nothing will stand in the way.
[ ] You've only had one boyfriend, or none at all yet.
[ ] Your main goal in life is to get married to your loved one.
[ ] Sex is something you hold very sacred, and should only be shared with your love. [...kinda over that at this point]
[ ] The sweet, romantic boys are your type.
[x] The best feeling is loving, and being loved back.
[ ] You would die for the one you loved.
Total: 4

Kindness
[x] You enjoy helping people.
[x] You've volunteered more than the required amount.
[ ] You would die if someone didn't like you.
[x] You believe that everyone has good in them. [sometimes it's only 2% of the whole, though]
[ ] You want to be the nicest person you can. [totally over that]
[ ] Everyone says it- You're a sweetheart.
[ ] At Christmas, you enjoy giving presents more than receiving them.
[x] You regularly help people with their homework. [it is sorta of my job, duh]
[x] You want world peace.
[ ] Little animals are the cutest things in the entire world. [I like small animals, but...GAAAAHHH]
Total: 5

Adventure
[ ] Amusement parks are the best ever.
[ ] Almost nothing scares you, and if it does, you deal with it anyways.
[x] You love to try new things.
[x] Bungee jumping has always been on your list of things to try.
[ ] You love all Xtreme sports.
[ ] Camping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] Your goal in life is to travel the world.
[x] You love road trips.
[x] You've been to another country.
[x] Other countries' cultures really interest you.
Total: 6

Beauty
[ ] You admit it-you're gorgeous.
[ ] You would NEVER leave the house without your make-up on.
[ ] You're always getting new hairstyles and dying your hair.
[ ] Getting your nails done is your idea of a good time.
[ ] You would love to become a model.
[ ] You have the perfect body shape.
[ ] Your clothes are always more than perfect.
[ ] You spend the majority of your money on your looks.
[ ] Beauty is pain.
[ ] You're always tanning, even in the winter.
Total: 0

Whatever category has the most x's is what you aspire to have in your life!
My goal is: Knowledge

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Random Postsecrets I've Found
Bold the ones you can relate to.
[blazingbulletsxx]

I am secretly, horribly, emotionally, scarily drawn to Postsecret!
Sometimes, I think there is more than just me in here.
We make our way Across The Universe.
You will welcome many people with your smile.
I wish it didn't always take SO much effort to be like I was.
The thought of a needle leaving me with marks that will last a lifetime, scares the crap out of me, but I'm gonna do it anyways, You only live once.
I'm sorry for everything.
I don't know has been my answer for everything lately, I don't know what's wrong.
I absolutely cannot go to sleep unless I brush my teeth.
I thought the journey was over, I was wrong, it just began.
Sometimes, I feel like other people hold me back.
Remember that day I told you I loved you, I lied.
I clean my ears compulsively.
Don't you dare let this one go.
I miss you (more than I'd like to admit).
When all the other little girls wanted to be Princesses, I wanted to be a Pirate. Arrrr!
Nobody I like likes me as much as I like them, nobody I think about thinks about me as much as I think about them.
My most embarrassing and shameful moment was telling my mom that the cuts on my arms weren't from the cat.
I'm a nerd and proud!
I will change the world one day.
I act like I don't care, but some things mean the world to me.
Seven years later, & I'm still not over you.
I didn't have a cold, I was crying.
I want to be an individual but I don't want to stand out.
Take me by the hand and tell me you would take me anywhere.
I feel like the world is screaming at me to write.
I think what I need more than anything in the world is to be told (just once) that a friend doesn't know what they would do without me.
I think we're going to be okay.
I'm afraid of becoming fat.
I laugh at other peoples' jokes even if they aren't funny, just to make them feel better about themselves.
I always secretly thought that the world had bigger plans for me.
I wish on 11:11, but my wishes never come true anymore.
I have never been skinny enough to make my mother happy.
We're only getting started, but I already know I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I like to watch raindrops run down my window.
Just because I try not to talk about it, doesn't mean I'm over it, that I feel better or that I'm ever going to be okay, I just don't want to be a burden.
I am always alone, even in a room full of people.
I dream of a world where 'Feminism' isn't a dirty word.
I should have let you go before we all got hurt, I'm sorry.
At last, I am loving my life.
I am so much stronger than I would have guessed. Yay me!
I think there is a connection between my eyes and brain that just doesn't work right.
I am very happy with who I am today.
I miss driving down to see you.
Figure out what you want baby, we are running out of time.
I love you, in all moments of our absurdity.
Someday, women won't have to be married to feel complete.
It disgusts me how people can say that the Holocaust never happened.
I always judge a book by its cover.
I am pushing everyone away on purpose, that way, it will be less painful for them.
I think Kevin Jonas is gorgeous.
I don't care what anyone says, I've never liked The Beatles.
Grow old with me.
I was born in the wrong time.
I hope you think of me everyday and feel bad, but I know you don't.
I dream of a world where reading is cool.
Reading is the only way for me to escape from reality.
Every inch forward is another tiny step in the right direction.
I rescue earthworms from sidewalks so they won't get squished.
Truth is, I don't think we will keep in touch.
I wish I could tear down the walls around my heart.
Often, I find myself wanting to be alone, but my biggest fear is that I will be.
Shit. I was almost happy again.
I wish I could have had you before those other girls screwed you up so badly.
I was right when I said you would forget about me.
I miss the way summertime used to feel.
I'm sick of feeling unwanted.
Without your love, I'd probably be dead.
How I miss the old days.
My insomnia really scares me sometimes (Please help me fall asleep).
I love the way cleaning my ears feels.
I don't have to be like the rest of you.
I love it when it rains, even more when it thunders.
I try to drink the pain away.
I thought all the words I wrote for you would be enough, they weren't.
Be mine, Nothing more, Nothing less.
I'm scared of intimacy.
You're crazy for thinking I'm attractive, but I think you are too.
I haven't always been this happy.
I have no idea who I am.
I secretly like not having a job so I can stay in bed when everyone else has to get up.
I am paralyzed by everyone's idea of what I should be.
Sometimes, I just really can't find the way in again.
No one calls me anymore.
When you leave the room, I read all of your text messages.
I have so much left to say to you.
Compromise is far from fatal.
I wish the wind would take me away from this place.
I wish I could speak Polish.
You're the prayer inside me.
Most days, I feel like I am too aware of my being.
I'm afraid... I'll always be alone.
I'm scared you'll never find me.
When I look into the mirror, I don't recognize myself.
I have no friends.
I wouldn't bother losing weight if I thought I could get a boyfriend as I am.
I wasted my wishes on you.
I think God is just a big placebo.
I love my mother more than I love anyone else.
Sometimes, I cry like a toddler when I don't get my way.
I want to die before I hit the ground.
I dream of a world where all girls are safe.
Dear Mom, I don't believe in God.
I dream of a world where individuality is beauty.
I miss our old problems.
Let me help you. Please.
I love dancing in the pouring rain.
I pray to get anorexia.
My fairy tale has ended.
I want it to rain the day I get married.
It rains the hardest on those who deserve the sun.
I'm beginning to find my way.
I don't want to remember.
Today, I realized I could no longer remember what you were like when you still loved me.
I hate being normal but fear becoming anything else.
I'm starting to see it.
I never want you to feel lost again.
Love is love. No matter what gender.
I want to learn magic... more than you'll ever know.
Watching men eat meat turns me on.
I will lie in my grace dreaming of things I might have been.
I miss him so much and I can't tell a soul.
I pick up notes off the ground and read them.
You are impossible to forget.
Whenever people ask me for directions, I always direct them to a strip club.
I'm looking to do one good deed before I die.
You're the prayer inside me.
I know your secret, and I wish you'd tell me, so we could both stop hiding.
Don't let your secrets hinder your love.
If I knew how to hire a hitman, I would.
I feel closer to god with my horse than at church.
I have no idea where my life is going to lead me.
I'd follow you into the dark.
You inspire me.
If he touches me again, I swear I'll fucking kill him.
Sometimes, I get annoyed at how ignorant you are!
I just feel so invisible and alone.
I gave up Jesus for Lent. [this made me snort...absolutely stellar]
I don't care if you're Jewish, your Jew jokes still piss me off.
I'm not so much afraid of heights as I am of being tempted to jump.
I don't believe in God & I believe he is punishing me for just that.
No one really knows me.
I miss being fake.
I have unspeakable fantasies.
It's a lot easier to love myself now that I've told you how much I hate you.
I don't want to hate them just because they hate me.
The thing I hate most about myself is that I'm too lazy to change the things I hate.
It was all fake.
I have this really irrational fear of traffic lights falling on my car.
I think one day, I am going to look like my cat.
My biggest fear isn't being raped or killed, it's of me falling down the stairs.
I wish I didn't care so much.
I think I have it all figured out but I don't.
I am ruined without her.
We are both being pulled different directions... I will hold on as long as you take my hand.
You make my soul smile.
I never even liked baseball. I just liked you.
I feed the bears.
I'm ashamed of what my facebook quiz results reveal about me.
I only told you I loved you because I thought it was opposite day.
My bulimia has made me better at giving blowjobs.
Life is good, everyone just overreacts, even me.
When my friends leave stuff at my house, I sell them.
I am never going to forgive you.
I think that I could write comedy.
I cheated, and now I'll never be the same.
Oh fuck, I love you. [I absolutely ADORE this one!]
I love when my frisbee slams into strangers.
You say catastrophe, I say, fuck yes.
I've never liked hockey, but I would love to see what happens in the locker room after the game.
And you're all I want.
I feel more like me when you are here, than when I'm alone.
It is not about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.
For once in my life, I'm not going to hold back; no matter what.
Start a revolution, stop hating your body.
I fantasize about rejecting the apologies that I know will never come.
I like shopping at Wal-Mart, please don't tell my cool friends.
I absolutely love it when you drunk dial.
When I'm in a crowded elevator, I envision the porn scene that could ensue.
I wish society didn't treat me like a monster just because I'm gay.
I would rather be a messed up person, fixed, than to be a regretless person wondering how messed up I would feel.
The love that came before you, the love that lives on after you, the love you never had.
Once I learn to love myself, I promise I'll love you next.
I always count how many seconds I pee.
I haven't eaten since Sunday.
You need not find a cure for everything that makes you weak.
I was beautiful too.
You're not going to call me, are you? Damn.
I have learned a love about life from you in the past 2 years. Thanks.
I was taught how to masturbate at a Girl Scout camp.
I find squeezing a full tube of toothpaste strangely erotic.
Dear Mom, Thanks a bunch for the great ass!
Your lies helped me find truth in myself.
I think about plots for erotica novels while sitting in the pews at church.
Whenever I use the bathroom, I always picture famous people & people I know taking a crap.
I had a sex dream about diamonds in my vagina.
It doesn't matter your age, sex, religion, or race, I will stare at your ass.
I kissed a boy today, who didn't wish I was someone else.
I get pissed at people who leave times on the microwave.
I don't hate you because you cheated, I hate you because you told her my secret.
I just went on vacation. and I only wanted to send a postcard to Postsecret.
I would take swinging on the swings over money, sex, and/or power, any day.
I wish my parents would find my drafts of my suicide notes under the carpet by my air vent.
When I say I don't care, I'm not trying to convince you, I'm trying to convince myself.
I leave poetry in library books.
I shredded all my photos.
Sometimes, I eat my boogers.
I am contemptuous of others so it hurts when they are indifferent to me.
My secret is... I want to be a outlaw biker.
The meds don't work. But I say they do, and no one knows.
I love you so much but can't tell you.
People think I've stopped lying, but I've just gotten better at it.
I like the smell of my own farts.
I want to die a hero.
I am lost.
I am terrified I will never get married.
Even if I have plenty of friends, I always feel alone.
I'm afraid to take the next step.
I go to the movies to try and imagine what life would be like if only I could fit in.
I'm very glad I didn't win.
I miss feeling close to God.
She never gave me a chance.
I change my hair so often to make up for the fact that I won't be able to change who I am.
I'm happy and lucky but I've never told anyone.
I tell people I'm an atheist but I believe I'm going to hell.
I've always wanted to rob a bank.
I really enjoy funerals.
I'm always annoyed when anyone makes me alter my path on the sidewalk.
I truly believe all my problems would be solved if only I were not fat.
Jail isn't anything like the movies.
I hate when my mom uses her illness as an excuse. I hate it when I do it too.
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. Will you be mine?
I miss cutting.
(Picture of The Beatles) These four men are my best friends, I wish they were all still alive, so we could live in a yellow submarine.
All the popular kids are boring.
I care more about Dumbledore than I do about the Pope.
I wear granny panties. [occasionally]
Men that take good care of their kids turn me on.
My dogs are weird.
I HATE 90% of my generation's of music.
I want to be skinny... but I am far too lazy.