So, yeah, I guess if you're a Southerner, you're an Mullet-wearin' fool. I actually have Redneck tendencies, and I can actually sing a Billy Ray Cyrus song (unfortunately), and I'm about as far from sophisticated as you can probably get.
You Should Not Have a Mullet Unless you're being truly ironic, you should shy away from having a mullet. A mullet is so not you.
You are modern, trendy (vaguely), and sophisticated. You can't remember the last time you chugged a cheap beer.
You don't have a redneck bone in your body, and you probably don't even know a Billy Ray Cyrus song.
That being said, having a mullet would be the perfect Halloween costume for you. You would make a hilarious hillbilly.
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