Monday Mayhem

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Bathroom Musings

1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?

Magazines, the occasional book, old text messages. Whatever's available.

2. Do you pee in the shower?

No. Yuck.

3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?

Yes.

4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?

No. Too much of that as a child.

5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?

Sometimes, in the summer, yes.

6. When you use the toilet at someone else's house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?

No. Ish. I was stunned to find out that people do this. Yuck.

7. For the Men...Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?

lol
I'm not a man. This is totally passive-aggressive behavior. Grow up.

8. For the Women...Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?

No. I'm fortunate to have married a man whose mother trained him up right.

9. Do you courtesy flush?

Uh? Not sure. Probably.

10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air fresh[e]ner when you are finished pooping?

I do. I also turn on the fan.

11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?

Not quite. There've been times that I've been so sick that this was a possibility, though.

12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?

I can't think of anything all that strange. We have a septic system so weird = bad.