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(Found here)

Bold the true statements....

I live on the east coast (of anywhere).
I can spell definitely the correct way, thank you.
I have spellcheck enabled on my IE/firefox. [I mostly use Chrome at home, anyway...]
And right now it's telling me that spellcheck isn't a word.
I do a sport that isn't a team sport. [I don't like to do team sports]
I'm right-brained.
I'm left-brained.
I'm split-brained.
I can read sheet music.
Horror movies are usually just funny.
I'm in serious kiss withdrawal.
A lot of people call me by my last name or my initials.
I have two middle names.
I enjoy sporks and other pointless things. [but sporks are actually pointy aren't they?]
I am/want to be an organ donor. [I'm on the registry for that and for bone marrow.]
I don't subscribe to any political party.
I'd like to/I do go to college in a city. [I went to grad school in a city; undergrad was small town-ier.]
Whatever happened to green ketchup?
Drugs are lame. [medication is not, however]
^ You're lame.
^^Thanks.
Stephen King was right about Stephenie Meyer.
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
I can't stand cough drops with menthol in them.
I can name at least 35 U.S. presidents off the top of my head.
^And at least 40 state capitals.
I can hardly name any of either.
^But that's because I'm not from the states.
I find it hilarious that Miley Cyrus thinks she could win an Oscar for her movie.
Why the hell would Britney Spears (or anyone) make a song out of "If you seek amy"?
I get frustrated when someone cries during a movie when an animal dies, but then doesn't when a person does.
I wonder why the band "The Devil Wears Prada" named their band that. [not enough to go wiki it, though--and I wonder if this is a copyright issue?]
Frankenstein is NOT the name of the monster.
I pronounce "route" like "root". [but not where I currently live--it's "rowt" 'round here]
I say car-muhl, not car-a-mell.
I hate talking on the phone.
What the fuck is up with everyone wearing Uggs?
I've used a Wii Fit.
Angelina Jolie's lips distract me. [But she's stunning]
^But she was AMAZING in The Changeling.
I've never seen any of the High School Musical movies. And I don't care to.
Costco/BJ's/Sam's Club would be the perfect place to go in case of a zombie apocalypse. [I wouldn't know--I'm sure I'll be dead before I get to a warehouse club store in any event.]
I spell my name a way other than the most common.



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Have you ever had the desire to paint your nails an obnoxious color of pink? I'm not into the pinks, no.

Do you keep track of your pet's birthdays? Sorta. Though, honestly, I can't remember when we bought Ruka.

Do you ever walk up to random people and act like you know them? What? No. Yuck. I would only do this if I felt like someone was following me in a creepy way.

Is there any drink that is addictive to you? Diet DP, yo.

Do you ever purposefully ignore phone calls? As often as I can get away with it, to be honest.

Does your phone get signal easily or do you have to keep it in a window? The only places I really have trouble are work and Sparky's school.

Is there anything you're extremely OCD about? Most things. Like, right now, series fields and typos in OCLC records. Putting the family calendar together every week. That sort of thing.

Are you obsessed with a specific person? I prefer to rotate my obsessions. See OCD above.

Do you sleep in your day clothes? If I sleep during the day--as I did today--I do.

What kind of music do you listen to? Jango.

Do you offer to do chores when you don't have to? Yup. Well, I mean really, that's what keeps a household going. I'm not a teenager, after all.

What is your favorite type of muffin? Blueberry-lemon

Do you cuss around your parents? Depending on your point of view, I either do it all the time, or no. They are both dead.

When was the last time you got grounded or was sent to your room? I ground myself regularly, though probably the last time I sent myself to my room when there were people around was before Christmas.

Do you hate when surveys ask you about relationships? Yes. If you aren't in a relationship, you must be living on a deserted island.

If someone asked you to, could you sing the national anthem by heart? Well, of course!

What kind of mp3 player do you have? Zen something-or-other.

Is there an emoticon you use too often? If so, what? :-)

Have you heard about how bad Mountain Dew is for your teeth? I don't think that's true of diet, which is the only the kind of pop I drink.

Do you drink it anyway? Occasionally. It's really more Sparky's drink of choice than mine.

Have you ever dreamt about a celebrity? Yep.

Have you ever dreamt of someone you had no romantic interest in? This is akin to the relationship question. I have the most random dreams about the most random people, everyone from the woman at the drycleaners to Brad Pitt to Pink to blog friends I've never even seen, all stirred together in the craziest possible way. I frequently fear for my mental health.

Do you ever get butterflies around the person you're attracted to? Not so much any more.

Do you get hyper pretty often? A few times a month...ish.

Do you pay attention the previews before movies? Yep.

Do you own anything fancy but never wear it? Can you say "bridesmaid dresses"...?

Do you like "little kid" movies? They are NOT my first choice.

Are you currently instant messaging or texting anyone? I've marked myself 'offline' on Fb, as usual.

Have you ever swallowed a whole Dorito without chewing? Ouch! That sounds painful and dangerous. No.

If you had to move out today, would you be able to make it on your own? I suspect I would. {eyeroll}

Do you watch any movies that are considered nerdy? Undoubtedly. I do like musicals, after all.

Do you watch people's homemade youtube videos? Only if someone else has vetted them beforehand and recommended them.

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Let's start off. Are you available?
"Start off"?? Wow, that's disheartening. And, no, unless you're talking about something I know you aren't.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yes. And there are pictures.

Have you ever thought about how you were going to die?
Look, at this point, I think about it weekly. Most of my family members' health issues commenced between the ages of 46 and 50.

The last person you kissed needs you at 3am. Do you go? Fuck yeah. I've driven him to the hospital twice at about that time, actually.

Are you easily scared by horror or thriller films? Yes. Hence, my avoidance thereof.

Are you taller than your Mom? Huh. Yes.

When is the next time you will kiss someone?
I may get a "goodnight Mom" kiss tonight. Otherwise, Friday.

Have you ever kissed someone who's name started with a J? Yep.

Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Have I ever been in middle school? Well, then....

Would you ever dye your hair blonde? Not very likely.

Do you like your life right now? In a very general sense, yes. I'd like it not to be winter, and not to feel so much like roadkill, but otherwise, things are good.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? The people in Jimmy John's and the people driving past might have.

What is the latest you've stayed up in the past week? Midnight?

Have you held hands with anyone today? Nope. Skipped right to the kissing. lol

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone for over an hour? Pretty much has to be one of these three people: Jenny, Linda, or Amy.

Have you kissed anyone in the past month? Does today count?

What would happen if you had a child with the last person you kissed? I did. The child is turning out pretty well, actually. Somehow.

Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them? Doubtful, not after 24 years.

Are you getting engaged anytime soon? Were he here, my husband would respond with a raised eyebrow and "wellll.....?" No.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Almost 8

Do you wake up cranky? No, I usually let him sleep.

Do you currently have a hickey on your neck? Can't even tell you for sure when the last time I did was. Yuck.

Do you ever watch the Disney Channel? No. Even when I am in charge of the remote.

Have you ever been called heartless? Not to my face. And I doubt it.

Do you have deja vu often? Not as often as I wish I did. I like that feeling.

Did you wake up before 8am this morning? I was out of the house by 6:05. I think I was awake by 8 or so, yeah.

Do you wear eyeliner? Not anymore. Not for 15 years or so.

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you? Probably. Instinctive reaction.

What is something you really want right now? Be honest: Summer.

Did you sleep in past noon today? Haven't done that in a VERY long time.

How many different colors are you wearing right now? Two shades of brown, dark blue, gray & red sox (with some yellow on), and whatever my hair clip looks like. You count; I'm too tired.

Do you want someone back in your life? No, I want them all to go away! Duh. I'd give almost anything for a day with my dad.

What made you happy today?
The five minutes of sun and blue sky I was awake for.

Does the last person you texted hate you? Well, he kissed me today, so I hope not.

Do you like techno music? It's not the worst thing ever.

What are you looking forward to? Summer.

Do you have a reason to smile right now? Sure!!

Do you like fruity or minty gum? Minty.

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them? I glance at them and then away and back.

Are you attracted to the last person you kissed? He's my husband. You figure it out.

Is there someone you can't stop thinking about? Always. Different people, though.

Have you seen the last person you texted naked? He's my husband. You figure it out.

Do you honestly believe that god things come to those who wait? Uh, no. I do, however, believe that generally it is goOd to wait patiently.

Are your lips chapped? Extremely rarely.

Are you bipolar? Do you believe you're bipolar? Nope. And, well, no.

Is there anyone you care about more than yourself? Yes.

Are you afraid of change? Not usually.

Are you on any medication for anything?
Zyrtec, Restasis, Zoloft...and I'm waiting impatiently for my thyroid refill which ran out last Saturday. Am not feeling great. There are a couple of other things for occasional use, too.