the loser human drifts forever

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Do you get skanky when you drink? Nope.
What are your plans for the day? Watch a little more football, finish this, go to bed.
When was the last time you put gas in a car? I gassed up the truck on Thursday.
Do you like the smell of paint? House paint or art paint? I don't mind, within reason.
Is there something you should be doing besides this survey? Prolly.
Do you know anyone who is an amazing dancer? No.
What's the worst thing to happen to you in the last week? I guess the off-and-on headaches. It's been a remarkably good week.
Could you date someone who used poor grammar? Only if English were not their first language.
How important is a sense of humor in a significant other? Imperative.
What did you last get in the mail? Couple of cards, bills, junk.
Where will you next go? To bed. Then work. Eventually, next month, Vegas.
It's Mardi Gras. Have you ever flashed someone for beads? It's not Mardi Gras, and no.
How much would someone have to pay to see you naked? (one person, no pictures, no touching, complete stranger) I suspect I'd have to pay them.
What station is your local rock station? Jack, or the state abbreviations of our state plus the one just over the border.
Do you prefer grape or orange soda? Which has more caffeine?
Name three purple objects in the room you're in? Lots of purple football players on the TV screen. Probably some purple in the Christmas cards on the wall. Definitely some purple ornaments on the tree.
How many people know you have a survey site memes blog? Everyone reading it, plus Beast and Sparky (who never read it).
Who gave you your last hickey? Pretty much has to be Beast.
Where was it? I have no idea.
What was the last party you went to? Outside our house, I don't know--the thing at Andy's last month?
How many TVs are in your house? Two that work.
Do you like picture surveys? Not sure what they are.
Do you immediately notice when your nipples get hard? Depends on the reason behind it happening.
Have you ever met a stripper? Sure, lots of 'em. Oh, wait, an ecdysiast? Well, then, no.
Have you ever stolen produce? Nope.
Have you ever shoplifted at all? Yes, but not for 35 years.