Christmas Meme #4

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The Most Annoying Christmas Meme Ever

1. What is the most annoying Christmas song?

While I usually like it the first time I hear it, "The Twelve Days of Christmas" gets old very quickly thereafter.

2. Name one annoying thing that happens to you each time you get together with your family during the holidays.

My niece acts like a moron. It will happen; it's only a question of what it will be this time.

3. What is eggnog? Think about it. Does anybody really know?

Take your pick here. I think I'll go pour a glass for myself now. Yum.

4. Don't take this personally but there are lots of fruitcakes walking around. Have you encountered any real live nuts lately?

Every day at work. We even have a couple of fruits who arrive regularly. Every day. Of the year. And I'm not ]only talking about other employees. [ba dum bum}

5. Why were the nine Lords a'leaping in those annoying tights???!

I think they were trying to dance, actually. Typical: men who can't dance.

6. What is the most annoying Christmas gift you've ever received? What did you do with it??

I can't think of anything that was overly annoying. If I don't like something, I tend to get rid of it ASAP.

7. Let's admit it: Christmas, with all its splendor and goodwill, can also be a pain in the royal patootie. How do you plan to circumvent annoyances this year and enjoy the season?

I'm not doing anything I don't want to do. And if something doesn't get done, I don't really sweat it.