Thursday Thunks

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1. Bud- What type of meme question is the hardest?

I just don't answer the hard ones, so...go back and look for the "plocks" in previous posts. I'd guess they are the ones I deem too personal. Or just plain stupid.

2. Smart Cent's Mom- If you could be any person living or dead, who would you be?

I think I'll stick with myself, thanks. I'm not done with me yet.

3. Thom- You accidentally bumb [sic] into someone at a store and you apologize. The person you bumped into says no problem and you notice food stuck in their teeth. What do you do?

Keep moving. If I don't know them, I'm not going to engage them further.

4. Captured Memories- "Do you ever shed a tear when you poop?"

Only...well, sometimes. I wouldn't exactly call it "shedding a tear"--it's more like "I'd rather die than be this sick."

5. Mejis- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it's still a tree, right?

No, it's now deadfall.

6. Tosin- What is something you have said to someone that you wish you could take back?

Many, many things I said to Sparky when he was younger, even some things this week...today.

7. Annie's home- not feeling very creative here so I will ask if you were in the Big Brother house how would you play the game?

I'd quit. Immediately.

8. Meandering Matt- Mac (which is still a PC (personal computer) in my opinion) or PC (Microsoft)?

PC. Get over yourselves, you bad Mac users.

9. Living Dead Nurse- Do you think Jay Leno’s show should be cancelled?

YES! I've thought so for over a decade. He sucks. Always has, as a host, and it's too bad because he once was a pretty good standup comedian.

10. Dixie Chick- I LOVE VICTORIA SECRET PANTIES AND THEY ARE THE ONLY KIND I WEAR. JUST BOUGHT 5 NEW PAIR THE OTHER DAY. 2 BLACK, 2 RED AND 1 PURPLE. THEY ARE ALL FRESHLY WASHED AND READY TO WEAR. MY QUESTION IS.....WHAT SIZE BRA DO I WEAR...?

Why the hell are you shouting at me? Based on that alone, I'd say you are probably a D cup (or more) and I'll go with a 30 since I like round numbers. {gah}

11. And finally one by Kimber (just so you don't think I am too lazy)- There is a rattlesnake living behind the warehouse my husband's company just moved into, tarantulas in our side yard, scorpions all around at night and coyotes howling and running down the street in front of our house. So what color sheets will you want on your bed when you come to visit me?

I love coyotes! I can be there tomorrow night, and I'll have the dark purple sheets, thanks.