Thursday Thunks

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Lather Up, Laugh It Up, And Have A Colorful Day!

1. Does soap or shampoo have to really lather up for you to feel that it cleaned throughly? [sic]

Yes. Well, shampoo anyway. No, actually, all soap.

2. Do you have a long standing joke with someone that you still laugh about every time you talk to that person?

Yup. And, like most long-standing jokes, it's stupid so I'm not going to even try to explain it.

3. Share something that happened to you this past week that was unusual.

Dreaming about my college roommate and then finding her on Skype the next day when I uploaded my Gmail contacts. I haven't talked to her in several years.

4. If you dropped a purple crayon and a green crayon off a roof, which would melt faster in the sun?

Jello.

5. You are standing in line (grocery store, bank, etc.), and someone gets in line behind you that who stinks. The stink is so bad that people in line in front of you turn around and look to see if you are the one causing the stink. Do you cover your nose, hold your breath, breathe through your mouth or just get out of line altogether?

If it were really that bad, I'd be out of the line. I would definitely be mouth-breathing for the duration if I didn't leave.

6. If you dropped your cell phone in the toilet, would you fish it out? If so, how much soap would you use to wash your hands afterwards?

Yes. If it were my own house, I have rubber gloves near all toilets and the toilets are rarely that gross and besides the lids are down whenever we aren't actually using them. If this were in public...wow, uh, yeah, DEFINITELY would be using a lot of soap and boiling hot water! And Lysol.

7. Sydney Australia dust storm (link). How long do you think it would take you to clean your house after that sort of dust storm?

Probably about the same amount of time as everyone else, but we almost always have our windows closed, so it wouldn't be horrible, just annoying. And I grew up in a dusty, dry area so this doesn't bother me.

8. Do you think you can dance?

No.

9. You are out to eat and someone across the room is staring at you. Do you get paranoid, try to ignore them, or go find out why they are staring at you?

I figure they recognize me from work, or I'm wearing food on my clothes or face.

10. Come up with a crazy, wacky Thursday Thunk question.

Who let the dogs out?