The Queen's Meme

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The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

Who ....
is easy to love? giggling children
do you just wanna smack? whiny parents
do you trust? Beast
do you talk to when you're alone? God. Or myself, I suppose, depending on your religious feeling

What ....
dangerous things do you do while driving? Sometimes getting behind the wheel is pretty dangerous for me. However, I've been known to talk, text, grope around behind my seat, grab stuff off the floor on the passenger side....
are you allergic to? Everydamnthing: cats, dogs, corn pollen, June grass, perfumes, hair products....
is Satan's last name? Listen, if Cher and Bono don't need last names, I really think Satan doesn't.
is the last thing that moved you? My legs.
is the freakiest thing in your house? Uh...me? Sparky? I think I have some really freakin' ugly furniture and doodads from family in the basement storage.

When ....
is it time to turn over a new leaf? I would start when the current leaf starts strangling you.
will you be all that you can be? About the time I die.
is enough enough? When it's time to turn over a new leaf.
do you go to the dark side? When I'm tired and cranky.

Where ....
are your pants? The ones I'm wearing are on my legs.
is your last will and testament? In the safe. [I presume]
is your junk food stash? In the junk food drawer, with some outliers in the fridge.
is Carmen Sandiego? Home at last!

Why ....
was the Lone Ranger alone? Hello? He wasn't. He had Tonto, who was WAYYYYY cooler.
was "The Scarlet Letter" scarlet? Because red is the devil's color.
are musicians sexy and plumbers not? I dunno, I've seen some DAMNED FINE plumbers over the years, and some fugly musicians. I suppose the general sense is that musicians are artistic, and plumbers get dirty for a living.
are there no seat belts on school buses? There are on many of them, and the driver always has a belt.

Would you ....
swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? I can't swim. This challenge would, therefore, kill me. ;-)
forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? I have done. There are a couple of people I am still holding out on however. Some things are hard to let go, y'know?
rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? Oh, quite regularly. Until the truth rears up and smacks me upside the head, usually painfully.
you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while? I would start falling towards earth immediately and probably freeze to death fairly quickly thereafter.