Urban

(Swiped from Kwizgiver)

Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

1) Your full first name?
[ . ] (I did my first initial only)
Generally, a blunt. can, in looser application, refer to any rolled marijuana receptor.


2) Your age?
45
.45 Caliber cartridge. Sometimes used to refer to the firearms that fire such cartridges.
11.4mm in diameter, the average .45 caliber bullet weighs half an ounce. [and it goes on and on for about 50 more lines...]


3) What should you be doing?
cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.


4) Hometown:
[ . ] Can't tell you how surprised I am to find this 'defined'...
Also known as [ ]Tucky or [ ]Puddle. A town ... near a shallow puddle ..., which just so happens to be the largest [unnatural] lake in [the state]. If you like "[classic]" redneck [suburbs] this is the place for you.


5) Month of your Birthday:
November
The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February.


6) Last person you talked to on the phone:
Sparky
Electrical engineer.


7) Your last name:
[ . ] (I did the initial only)
Short for [ . ], the argument that the plan falls outside the resolution. A lot of judges don't really like [ . ], in spite of the fact that scientific laboratory instruments have shown that they're tards.


8) Your middle name:
[ . ] (I did the initial only)
The lazy person's version of many, many words, such as:

1. Yes
2. No
3. Correct
4. Hello
5. Goodbye
6. Fine thanks

The word, or letter, may prefix certain textual emoticons, which enhance its meaning.

It is however important to remember that the usage is context sensitive, so make sure you think before you speak.