Thursday Thunks

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A Bunch Of Stupid Questions

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?

Oh, please: I'm too old for this. I own up.

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw?

A key with which to unlock the door.

3. Do you ever pee in the shower?

No.

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?

We bought Sparky a bass, an amp and some cords last winter. It is a great instrument ... for a lefty ... which he isn't. Still, the amp works.

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?

Cell phone. 911. And then I probably go behind the counter with the cashier to back her up.

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)?

No. Yuck. Dirty much?

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking?

I might stop a few feet away and strike up a conversation with the kid and hang around until a parent reappeared. Or call 911 if that didn't happen in a reasonable amount of time.

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online?

sshhhYEAH!!!

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going?

I probably wouldn't be able to function well enough to drive, so following is not in the cards. I'd pull over and practice my breathing skills.