The Queen's Meme

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Mission Impossible

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

I wouldn't be much use without my glasses, so if they have anything--anything!--on my schedule for the trip, we have to go back.

(Though, a) I'd never be on the space shuttle, and b) I'm not sure how I didn't notice I had forgotten them.)

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?

"You have 10 seconds to sit down and be quiet, or I'm calling 911 from my cell phone"

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?

Oh, I'm reading it! I'm also likely to make a hard copy in WordPad of the stuff about me. Once I've got a few pages, I'd email it to them, or put it on their desk at work. And then wait to see what happened.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Bus fare home. Or, around here, more likely I'd put it in someone's spare change bucket and drive home.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

This time of year, we'd probably do a cookout: chicken, brats, burgers, potato salad and fruit.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

Scream at him to stop stretching everything out! And then freak out.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

I'm going for #2. And I'm hoping for it to take effect RIGHT now so my eyes stop being so freakin' annoying every minute of the day....