Wednesday Weirdness

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1. What is one thing one of your closest friends does that drives you batshit crazy?

This is not directed at anyone likely to read this, but I seem to attract people with depressive or negative tendencies. It makes me NUTS!

2. When buying a new sex toy, what are the features you look for that you absolutely have to have?

Er, easy access to battery changes...?

3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you?

Fear. I would not like people to be wary of me.

4. Do you use curse words in front of children?

I swear in front of Sparky on occasion, but I try to keep it clean in front of kids in general because I don't want them getting in trouble on my account with their parents. Personally, I don't find swear words inappropriate unless they become the focal point of someone's vocabulary.

5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in?

Yes. I am not much of a Disney fan, to say the least. [If I were zapped with a laser, I'd probably die, though.]

6. How would you react to your partner answering a phone call or text message during foreplay or intercourse?

"WTF? I'm done, outta here, feel free to finish up yourself, by yourself." Interestingly, many years ago the phone did ring once in the midst of things and we answered it; it turned out to be news we needed to act on immediately.

7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet? (They can be sexual or non-sexual, doesn't matter.)

Well, then I'll go with non-sexual: get a motorcycle license, travel to Egypt, visit all 50 states.