Friday 5

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Misuses

1. When did you last use the edge of a coin (or a knife blade) as a screwdriver?

Gosh, I remember doing this recently, but I can't remember why, or where. Seems to me it was a dime or a penny, and it didn't work because it was too thick....

2. When did you last use a wire coat-hanger to break into a car?

The AAA guys did that in June. I have never done it, personally. My coordination level is substantially lower than that!

3. When did you last use food or drink as medication?

Hah! Food is my drug of choice right now. Oh, well, so yeah...half an hour ago, I guess.

4. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?

Walking to the car from church a week or so ago. It doesn't work very well....

5. When did you last use a paper clip for any purpose other than to clip paper?

I know I use them to poke reset buttons and unlock doors, but I haven't done it for awhile.