Cinn's Friday 5

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I was there when the bear ate his head, thought it was a candy.*

[01] If you were at a party, and saw an insect crawling on the wall behind your host, how would you react?

Depends on the type of insect. I would probably just quietly grab a napkin, grab the bug and squash it, and throw the napkin away. Whatever.

[02] Would you tell someone if you saw that they had a *ahem* nasal obstruction?

I'd just catch there eye and pointedly rub my hand across my nose.

[03] How would you tell someone that their fly is open?

"Barn door's open."

[04] How would you react if you were propositioned by your drunken mother-in-law/father-in-law?

Wow. Uh. I'd just tell 'em to back off. Here's the thing: something like this could actually happen if the Alzheimer's gets bad.

[05] If you were sent a letter from an ex that you were mad about, wanting you back, how would you respond?

I wouldn't answer. That would be someone from over 20 years ago, so I'm perfectly willing to continue to ignore any further communiques, too.

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* I have no idea whatsoever this has to do with...anything...