I can't stand it! I must meme!

What Your Burger Says About You

You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate. You are likely a fairly picky eater. And you're secretly a little squeamish about some foods. You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything. You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath! You consider yourself a healthy eater. But you're not about to sacrifice taste or quantity! You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food. You have trouble making decisions quickly. Everything looks good to you... especially at a restaurant.

What Does Your Burger Say About You?

How, precisely, can one be 'picky' AND eating 'just about anything'?? Yeah, I thought so.

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Your Hair Should Be Red

You are a passionate person... both in love and in life. You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense. You are very fiery. You speak up, and you don't mince words. You also have a very flamboyant personality. You love to show off. You are both eccentric and expressive. You like to share your unique point of view. You can become quite impassioned. So impassioned that you can seem a little overbearing.

What Color Hair Should You Have?

Yup. And, thanks to Shantell, I do have reddish hair. ;-)

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Your Physical Flirt Level: 50%

You are definitely a flirt, but you are more subtle than over the top. As far as physical flirting goes, you know that a little goes a long way. You will touch on occasion, but you're never flagrant or inappropriate. You just use physical stuff as the icing on your flirting cake.

Are You a Physical Flirt?

I'm apparently clueless: I don't really consider some of the stuff here flirting. Oh, well.

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You Would Be a Good Spouse 65% of the Time

In general, you have the skills and ability to make a marriage work. However, you're still a bit too selfish to be a good spouse. You almost always put yourself first. If you want to have a good marriage (either someday or right now), you're going to have to give more than you take. Be proactive every day. Work on being a good friend, family member, and partner. With practice, you'll be an excellent spouse.

Would You Be a Good Wife or Husband?

Is the person who wrote this test married? How long? Yeah, I thought so.

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You Should Call Your Boobs

Caesar & Cleopatra

What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?

That's using my screen name. Using my real name, it came up with "Fire and Brimstone."

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You Are a Chicken

You are a naturally curious and inquisitive being. You are often poking your nose where it doesn't belong! Collecting nuggets of knowledge is important to you. You enjoy knowing everything you can. You are very independent and strong willed. You don't like to be bossed around, and you do as you please. You are quite determined and able to take on challenges. You will 'peck away' at a problem until it's gone.

What Animal Are You?

Hmm, should I really be buying this?

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You Are Having a Brown Day

Today you are your normal responsible, serious self. You're getting done what needs to be done. And you're not too worried about how you're feeling. While you're all business, you are still warm and approachable. You are busy, but you're not too busy for a little fun down time.

What Color Day Are You Having?

This is my "fun down time." After I publish, it's back to work.

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Your Pizza Says:

You get bored easily by food. You need all sorts of flavors to make you happy. You like unusual meals, and your food combinations may seem a bit random at times. Pizza Topping You Should Try: Chipotle peppers Stay away from: Plain cheese pizza. Boring!

The Pizza Test

I don't think chipotle peppers are a great idea for me just now, but the cheese pizza thing is 100% right.