"No one remembers your name when you're strange"

(found here)
Weird title...


1. Have you ever broken your leg? No.

2. When drinking out of a cup, do you look into the cup, above the cup or somewhere else? Wow. Uh, I think I look in usually.

3. Your favourite author is: Laura Ingalls Wilder.

4. Have you ever gotten humped by a dog? My leg has.

5. Did you like the movie "Anchorman"? I'm Will Ferrell's biggest anti-fan. So, I didn't see it, because I knew I'd hate it.

6. What were the last pair of shoes you bought? The comfy ones I got at Wal-Mart in June.

7. If you had the ability to perpetually alleviate any pain on your body, what would it be? Right shoulder blade.

8. On average, how many books do you check out every time you go to the library? "Every" time, it probably averages only 1. However, I think my "total checked out" count in the past 9 years is well over 1000.

9. Where do you go to rent movies? The library. {ahem} Occasionally we use Hollywood Video.

10. Do you have hairy knuckles? Er, no.

11. Do you own one of those pillows made out of beanbag material on the inside? No. I think using that sort of pillow would render me completely immobile.

12. Are there any fake plants or flowers in your house? Yup. They don't die.

13. Does your school have a Veteran's Day assembly? Were you told to dress up in red, white and blue? We never did, that I recall. Sparky's middle school goes nuts for Veteran's Day. The other schools in town, not so much.

14. Are there any future school field-trips you are going to attend? I don't think so. Maybe I should volunteer to chaperon the German field trip in a couple of years... (hah)

15. Do you own any things that are based on cartoon characters? (Like, if you carry a Ninja Turtle backpack or wear a Dora the Explorer shirt) I don't do this. Sorry. I'm a grown up. I don't even do The Mouse!

16. Does your family go all out for Thanksgiving? Yeah, usually.

17. Does it bother you when you have conversations with 2 other people, because one person tends to get left out? Yes.

18. Can you stand it when somebody copies off your classwork by asking you almost every question and looking off your paper? Have you confronted them about it? It did, and I did, and it stopped.

19. Have you ever made a fake profile on a dating website? If you count OKCupid, then yes.

20. How many times a day do you refresh your MySpace homepage? Never.

21. Do you know anyone who still wears Uggs? To school? Even when it's not snowing? I've never personally known ANYone who owns Uggs.

22. Have you ever typed in 1337 form? No. I can barely text; I'm not about to try 1337.

23. Have you ever tried to drink something but you missed your mouth? Hah. Yes.

24. Do your parents call you something like honey, sweetie or pumpkin? Not anymore.

25. When someone walks past you do you look at them straight in the eyes? Not usually.

26. Did you ever suck your thumb when you were little? Yes. For a LONG time.

27. How old were you when you lost your first tooth? Possibly 5?

28. Have you ever wondered what the people around you would think/do if you died? It's the weirdest form of egoism, but yes.

29. Have you ever opened the film door to your camera and found your pictures overexposed? Well, if you open the door, you WILL find your pictures are overexposed because you opened the door. Doof. Jeez. {and yes}

30. When was the last time you did that straw drawing thing where the person with the shortest straw lost? Years.