Copy-Cat

Where Amy goes, I follow....

Your result for The Fidelity Test...

Fidelity-rific

You scored 87% Practical Fidelity, 82% Theoretical Fidelity, and 80% Communication!

For those looking for monogamy you're ideal. You don't tend to cheat or really have the urge. Whenever some sort of fidelity-related conflict does arise you talk it through. Stick with other monogamists and things should work out for you.

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Hmmm, ok.

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Your result for The Monty Python Character Test...

Prince Herbert

You scored 56 Stubborn, 32 Crazy, 20 Agressive [sic], and 47 Evil!

Apperance [sic]: The Holy Grail.
The lad trying to climb out of the window.

Highlight: The rescue of Prince Herbert
Scene: The drawbridge of Swamp Castle. Two guards standing here looking very bored. Off in the distance, they see Launcelot running towards them waving his sword in the air. They look at each other, then back at Launcelot. They seem confused. He does not get any closer, though he he keeps running. The guards look at each other again. One taps his forehead. They lean on their pikes and idly watch Sir Launcelot still running towards them and getting nowhere. They look at each other. Suddenly Launcelot appears right next to them and runs them both through. They die, considerably surprised.

Launcelot runs through the castle, slicing, dicing, grating, mincing, and otherwise generally killing the entire populace. He fights his way up to the Tower through the throngs of bewildered wedding guests. He reached the Tower and throws open the door.

Guard 1: Hello! Urggh.

Guard 2: *Hic*

Launcelot: Milady, here kneels the humble Sir Launcelot of Camelot, Knight of the Round Table, and I stand ready to deliver you from-- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

Prince Herbert: You got my note!

Launcelot: Well, I got *a* note...let's not jump to conclusions...

Prince Herbert: I *knew* some one would read it and rescue me! I've got a rope all ready! Let's climb down!

King: What's all this!?! Are you the one who killed all my guests?

Prince Herbert: He's come to rescue me!

King: Shut your noise, you. Well, what about it?

Launcelot: Well, I suppose I may have got...a bit... carried away with the moment...

King: Carried away?!? Look, whoever you are, you not only ruined my wedding reception, and caused me great mental anguish, but you killed the bride's father and kicked the bride in the chest! Now what sort of behavior is that??? Who are you, anyway?

Launcelot: Well, I am Sir Launcelot of King Arthur's Court, and I--

King: King Arthur?? King-of-England Arthur? And you're one of his Knights of the Round Table?

Prince Herbert: I'm ready, Sir Launcelot!

Launcelot: Well...yes...and I'm awfully sorry about the fuss...

King: Fuss? Nonsense!! Why, Sir Launcelot, consider yourself my honored guest, please! (quietly) Lots of land up by Camelot, eh?

Launcelot: Well, I'm terribly sorry about killing all those people...and kicking the bride...

Prince Herbert: Hurry, Sir Launcelot!

King: Don't worry about a thing, sir. Just come downstairs with me, will you? I want to introduce you to everyone.

Launcelot: Well, thank you....Thank you very much...

King: I won't be a minute, Sir Launcelot....

Prince Herbert: (from outside) Are you coming, Sir Launcelot?
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (thump)

King: (liltingly) Coming, Sir Launcelot...

Sir Launcelot goes down the stairs. Upon recognizing him as the one who caused all the damage, the remaining guests shout such things as, "There he is!" and, "He's the one!" and, "Get him!" Launcelot draws his sword and goes beserk again.

King: Oh, bloody hell.

Launcelot is at last subdued before causing too much damage, save only kicking the bride again, and the King prepares to make a speech.

King: Ladies and gentlemen. This man whom you see beside me is my own honored friend, Sir Launcelot of Camelot. He has come all this way just to---

Guest: He killed the bride's father!!

King: Oh, come now! Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo! Sir Launcelot has come to celebrate with me the joyful occasion of my son's marriage to Princess Lucky. Unfortunately, my son Herbert has just fallen to his death from the Tall Tower. (gasps) But, I like to think of myself, not as having lost a son, but as having gained a daughter. For, since the father of the bride perished in most untimely circumstances....

Voice: He's not quite dead yet....

King: (thrown) Er...since her father has come so close to death as to be considered dead...

Voice: I think he's coming 'round!

King: Since her father, who, when it seemed he was just on the verge of recovery, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him... (thump)

Voice: He's kicked off!

King: Right...I should like the Princess to think of me as her own Dad. In the firm and legally binding sense. And, as this is meant to be a wedding day, I would like to welcome Sir Launcelot into my family, and give him the hand of my new daughter in earnest token of my esteem for him and his title.

Launcelot: Well, really, I must be going, I don't think--

King: Going? Nonsense! Why, how could you leave me at a time like this, so recently bereft of my only son?

Concorde: He's not quite dead yet! (general reaction)

King: Oh, bloody hell.

Voice: But, how on earth did you survive the fall from the Tall Tower?

Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you...

King: No! Wait! Stop that!

Guests: He's going to tell,
he's going to tell,
he's going to tell,
he's going to tell!
He's going to tell,
he's going to tell,
he's going to tell,
he's going to tell!

Concorde: Quick, sir, let's get out of here. This way.

Launcelot: No, no. I need something more...more...

Concorde: Dramatic, sir?

Launcelot: Dramatic! Right! This bell pull will do...

Launcelot: Err...could someone give me a push?

Take The Monty Python Character Test at HelloQuizzy

I think, maybe...NOT. (stifled giggles

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Your result for The Lawn Gnome Test...

19 Stationariness, 20 Gnomeness, 0 Fazmatics, 31 Sprinklefods

Gnomes are a peculiar race of beings, here is what your scores mean!

Stationariness: Any good lawn gnome KNOWS that standing very still is a quality most sought after in the gnomish community. A high score in stationariness proves that you are ready to move from the back lawn to the front yard!

Gnomeness: This is a representation of your overall Gnome-like attitude. A high score in this means you'll be a hit at just about any ice-cream gnome social!

Fazmatics: Gnomes that are Fazmatic have proven to be of the more violent variety. This is useful to people who have lots of pests and critters that eat their grass, or cherry tomatoes. Keeping a Lawn Gnome with high Fazmaticness is a great idea if the salvation of ones garden is in jeopardy.

Sprinklefods: A Lawn Gnome with lots of Sprinklefod is the kind of buddy you want around if your lawn is sickly, or your plants are weary. Just plug his bungus into a water-hose or some other life-giving device, and watch your land grow with the love only a Gnomely Sprinklefod can give!

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I wish I knew what a high score actually was! However, I think it's pretty clear that I'm not Fasmatic. Thank goodness...I think. (How can a score of zero be "higher than 11% of [my] peers" by the way?)

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Your result for The your level of sexual perversion Test...

You scored 20%Perversion, 88 % Normalcy!

well that's it, I do apologize if some of the questions were a little difficult. The point of the test is to measure your potential for perversion so naturally we had to take a little trip into the outer relms of the dark and twisted...We all have a little bit of the freak in us. I made the scoring such that you have have a better idea of which side of the fence you tend to lean towards.....

Take The your level of sexual perversion Test at HelloQuizzy

Not that this should come (ahem) as a surprise to ANYone...!

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Your result for The Oh So Deviant Test...

Thinking About It?

You are 30% Deviant!

Sure, you may have considered doing some "freaky things" in the bedroom (or out of it!), but you probably have yet to act on those desires, or just dismiss them entirely. This isn't really too bad at all, because those fantasies might lead to the occassional sexual adventure....

Take The Oh So Deviant Test at HelloQuizzy

Again, there are no suprises here...

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Your result for The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test...

78% pure: Mostly Innocent

You are still 78% sexually pure!

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NEWSFLASH! (not)