how do you feel right now? "Voices Carry" 'Til Tuesday (er, no)
what did you dream about last night? "Burnin and Lootin" Bob Marley & the Wailers (not that I recall, but that would be awesome)
what song will you have at your funeral? "I'm Not in Love" 10cc (heh, ok)
what song reminds you of the person you like? "Better Than Me" Hinder (in some ways, very true)
what song describes your parents? "You Can Call Me Al" Paul Simon (ok, well, it's possible in a vague and symbolic way)
what song is about your love life? "Rock the Casbah" The Clash (hee hee hee...not!)
what song describes your friends? "Muevete" Don Dinero (hee hee)
what song describes your coworkers? "Bye Bye Love" The Everly Brothers (oh, too true, a little close to reality for comfort)
what song will you play at your wedding? "Diamond in Your Mind" Tom Waits (seems fitting--were I ever to contemplate getting married again)
describe your first kiss: "Pain" Stereomud (no)
what do you want for christmas? "Save the Last Trance for Me" Paul Oakenfold (I was sorta hoping for a Wii instead...)
what song describes your day today? "White Boys" Melba Moore [Hair soundtrack] (Oh yeah...NOT!!!)
what song describes your future? "Shopping Trolley" Beth Orton (I hope not!)
what is your favorite thing to do? "Hotel Majestic" Fountains of Wayne (errrrhhmmmm?)
who do you love? "Rhythm Nation" Janet Jackson (uhhh, not hardly)
what do you feel like doing right now? "Su Final" P. Blades (Depends entirely upon which "su" we are discussing...)
what are your plans for the weekend? "Diablo Rojo" Rodrigo y Gabriela (Sparky's been good lately--not at all devilish--and I hope that doesn't change!)
what is the worst way to spend the day? "U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer (on a broadly metaphorical level I guess that could be true)
what do you wish you could change? "Handle Me" Robyn (arooh?)
what song describes the person you last spoke to? "The Tears of a Clown" Smokey Robinson (of all the many songs I know, this one may be the least applicable to Beast)
what song reminds you of your top friends on
what is your secret desire? "You Make Me Feel Like a Star" The Beu Sisters (...if you-all ONLY knew... hee)
who are you? "A la Primera Persona" Alejandro Sanz (ok, no)
what do you think about school? "Mercy" Duffy (this time of year? ABSOLUTELY!)
where do you wish you were? "Only a God Like You" Tommy Walker
what are you hungry for? "Do That Stuff" Parliament (O-kay-then)
what are you thinking about? "Took My Place" Third Day (vaguely, yes)
your eyes are: "Looking At the World From the Bottom of a Well" Mike Doughty (I kid you not--how perfect is that...and a couple of weeks ago it might have been exactly right)
your hair color is: "It's Been Awhile" Staind (no, only a couple of weeks)
your lips are like: "These Boots are Made for Walkin'" Nancy Sinatra (I kiss yo' feet--NOT!)
people think of you as: "Un Poco de Amor" Shakira (really?)
your life is: "Love You Much Better" The Hush Sound
your friends hate it when you: "Sye Bwa" Africanism Allstars (yeah, I don't have too many friends who like African 'techno')
your family thinks you are: "Jambalaya" Queen Ida (...)
your family loves it when you: "Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of" U2 (boy and ain't it the truth! Sarcasm)
your heart is: "Bang a Gong" T. Rex (so far, so good)
your love life: "Unbelievable" EMF (insert giggle here)
you suck at: "Code of the Road" Bleach (the roads around here? YES!)
you're best at: "The Great Pretender" The Platters (ROFLOL)
you're not: "Ain't No Other Man" Christina Aguilera (...more giggling...)
you believe in: "Dear Mr. President" Pink (lyrics here...I agree)
your first love was: "Wait" Earshot (go figure)
your first passionate kiss was: "No One is to Blame" Howard Jones (...or we both were...)
you don't understand: "'Cause I'm a Blonde" Julie Brown (yeah...NOT! but funny)
your opinion about love at first sight: "Oh Girl" Paul Young (uh...hmmm...?)
your friends are: "Blues Never Fade Away" Elton John (my friends never fade away, but unfortunately the blues tend to return too)
you love to: "Cricket" Dance Hall Crashers
no one wants you to: "Runaway Train" Soul Asylum
you would hate to: "Nico's" Slightly Stoopid (I'd hate to actually be slightly--or even really--stupid)
the people that you love are: "Eleanor Rigby" Aretha Franklin (let's just ponder that for a moment...)
your true love is: "Heart of Gold" Neil Young (well YEAH!?)
your wedding
your bridesmaids
your groomsmen
your future holds: "Tell Me 'Bout It" Joss Stone (yes, please)
your wedding song: "The Climb" No Doubt (huh--not even close)
your high school years were/are: "I Alone" Live (felt that way sometimes, yeah)
your elementary years were: "Radio Bye Bye" Coheed & Cambria (??)
your attitude is: "Cool Water" Elliot Martin (???)
you fear: "You Can Have It All" Yo La Tengo (no)
you love: "Rock the Boat" Hues Corporation (I do love this song, and I have moments when I enjoy rocking the boat, too)
the one person you would do anything for is: "Your Life is Now" John Mellencamp (this song reminds me of my favorite redneck, for whom I would do an awful lot...maybe not 'anything' but a lot)
your theme song is: "Chains of Love" Erasure (Indeed)
the song that's going to be played at your funeral is: "7 Stars" The Apples in Stereo (not even--if that's played, I'll be haunting SOMEbody)
your best song to dance to is: "Imagine That" Melissa Etheridge (no)
your lucky star is: "Save It For Later" Flashlight Brown (?)
no one wants to be: "We We" Angelique Kidjo
everyone loves to: "Can't Stop" Maroon 5 (hee)
your weakness is: "A Messages to You Rudy" The Specials (no no no)
your love life holds: "Victims of a System" Rootz Underground (good heavens, I certainly hope NOT!)
your favorite actor/actress is: "Mellow Mood" Slightly Stoopid (so, Matthew McConaughey? No, though he's lovely to look at)
the song that describes your life is: "Love is Free" Sheryl Crow (Yup)
the song that describes your true love is: "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" Creedence Clearwater Revival (more often than not, yeah)
your family is: "Everyday People" Sly & the Family Stone (yes, they are)
your habits are: "Car Wash" Rose Royce (I haven't EVER washed my car in this state--Beast does it always...long story)
your future career is: "Rollin' Home" Tyler Hilton (ultimately, yes)
you influence others to be: "Roll On" Kid Rock (er...what's with the rolling theme suddenly?) you care about: "The Real Thing" Bo Bice (yeah-ish)
your sex life is: "The Sweetest Thing" U2 (yes)
your relationships are: "Grace Kelly" Mika (no clue what this could mean
you wish you could have: "Dare" Gorillaz (not a bad answer)
you have many: "The Healer" Erykah Badu (I have several doctors, and a large number of other people who 'heal')
you wish you could get rid of: "Everytime We Touch" (Cascade) (eroohhh?)
you're currently: "Goodbye Beautiful Day" Beat & Path (it is, indeed, not a very nice day outside)
your best friend thinks of you as: "Never Let You Go" Bloodstone (that sounds somewhat ominous, no?)
you won't ever: "Viet Dao" Africanism Allstars (...well, I'm not planning to EVER go to Southeast Asia; does that count?)
you will always: "Anyway" O.A.R.
your vehicle is: "Everyday People" Nicole C. Mullen (that makes no sense, but is it obvious that I like this song?)
top friends
1. Jenny
2. Amy
3. Beast
4. Elizabeth
5. Trud
6. MarR
7. Linda
8. Jon
9. LY
10. Andy
11. John
12. MIL
answer with song titles
what do you call 9 behind their back? "Womankind" Annie Lennox (uh, 'kind' is not the first word that comes to mind, but she does have it in her)
what do you think of 7's life? "Rockferry" Duffy (no comment)
if you could give 6 a nickname what would it be? "America" Razorlight (in a weird way, this works)
what is 2's life going to be like? "Not Going Away" Ozzy Osbourne (hee hee hee--just...wow...too many places to go with this one)
what will 3's spouse be like? "Love's in Need of Love" Joan Osborne (Yes. Indeed.)
what will 1's kids be like? "Lady Marmalade" LaBelle (she has a 3-year-old son, so I'm not sure how this works out)
what kind of job will 4 have? "Here It Goes" Jimmy Eat World (she has a job rather similar to mine, actually)
what does 8 think of school? "Little Darlin'" The Diamonds (ha ha ha ha ha)
what do you think of 12 right now? "Old" Paul Simon (a bit in many ways)
what do you think of 9's parents? "Mr. Greed" John Fogerty (...nnnno)
what do you like most about 7? "I Need a Man" Eurhythmics (well, yeah, as a matter of fact she could use one)
what would 8 say about this survey? "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" John Denver (no, he would find it stupid)
how do you feel about dating 5? "Om Namaha Shiva" Sheila Chandra (she's rather Buddhist so that fits, but since I'm fairly sure neither of us is gay...)
4 just killed someone; what did they tell you? "Everything to Me" Jackie Green (she wouldn't kill anyone, so she's clearly lying)
why do you keep 1 as your friend? "Love Like Winter" AFI (I love her year-round)
what is 11 whispering in your ear? "Catch My Disease" Ben Lee (er...ick)
do you love 2? "The Salmon Dance" The Chemical Brothers (OMG ROFL--this is so ironically wrong, but what a great song to show up the irony)
what would you say to 12 right now? "So Help Me God" DC Talk (in fact, yes)
if 10 asked you to marry them what would you say? "It's Only Make Believe" Sam Moore (we're both married...to men...so not likely to happen)
if 11 was at your door crying what would you say? "Grow Old With Me" John Lennon (hmmm)
why is 11 at your door crying anyway? "Last of Days" A Fine Frenzy (he would NOT be crying if it were, indeed, the last of days)
if 5 disappeared what would you say? "You Sexy Thing" Hot Chocolate (not)
how much do you care about 6? "I Know I'm Not Alone" Michael Franti (thanks, Mar)
answer with the first line of the song
what do you think of the person you like? "Love Saw It" Babyface I used to think that love was so silly (no, I never did)
what did you say when you were drunk? "As You Cry" The Hush Sound I'm a half-hearted fool (we'll just let that stand, eh?)
what did you say when you were sad? "The Only Living Boy in New York" Simon & Garfunkel I Tom, get your plane right on time (hee--you have no idea...)
what caused the happiest moment of your life? "No Easy Way" Moya Brennan Somewhere in moments you look to the past (sure)
what made you angry? "That's the Way Love Goes" by Janet Jackson Like a moth to a flame (sometimes it does, indeed)
what do you have to say to the person you miss? "No Way to Be" Teddy Thompson I'm on your back (I don't there think there could be a more inappropriate song...)
what would you like to change about yourself? "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" Wham! You put the boom boom into my heart (that--waking up when Beast normally "go-goes"--is WAY down the list, but he does put the boom-boom into my heart... hee)
what is your weakness? "Wonderful Tonight" Eric Clapton It's late in the evening (I fall asleep late in the evening!)
if you could do anything right now what would you do? "In Heaven There Is No Beer" Clean Living In Heaven, there is no beer (hah! I would only say, 'THANK GOD!')
what do you have to say for yourself? "Out Here All Night" Damone Summer's coming too fast (Summer can simply NEVER come too fast!)
answer with the last line of the song
what was your last mistake? "Bethamphetamine (Pretty Pretty)" Butch Walker You're pretty strung out for a girl (hee hee...no)
how do you feel about religion? "Middle of the Road" The Pretenders In the middle of the road Yeah (yes, I am, thank you)
how do you feel today? "Amadrai" Ali Farka Toure (it's an instrumental) (Yes, that's about how I feel)
what happens in your favorite movie? "Better Than Me" Hinder You deserve much better than me (yes, well, sorta--go see "Heathers" and see what you think)
what do you look for in the opposite gender? "The Tom Billy's Reel/Road to Lisdoonvarna" The Chieftains (grand--another intrumental) (the ability to dance is not on the list)
what do you wanna do tonight? "Think About Me" Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, when you think about me (Well, no, but I'm game for other stuff: try me)
is there anything bothering you right now? "She's Got a Way" Billy Joel But I know that I can't live without her any way (kinda-sorta)
what if someone called you stupid? "You Make Me Feel Like a Star" The Beu Sisters You make me feel like a star (sarcasm=self-protection's basic weapon of choice)
where are you? "Bourré D'allégresse" Les Négresses Vertes (lyrics are in French, which I don't speak) (uh, there's some symbolism there, eh?)
[This took me well over 5 hours to do, in several stints--be warned]
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