Monday's a Bitch

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The Big Ride

1. If you were to die today, do you think you would go to Heaven or Hell (assuming such places exist)?

I'm betting on heaven. I don't actually, really, truly believe in hell as a place.

2. If there is a God, what do you think his/her name is (or should be)?

Uh ... 'God'?
Well, here's the thing: in Judaism, one does not speak God's name because of its power. God is usually referred to as G-d, or the equivalent in Hebrew.
Perhaps, like cats:

The Naming of [God] is a difficult matter ...
... the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover ....
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

pace TSE

3. Where would you want your ashes sprinkled if you were to be cremated?

Maybe a few in Ouray. Otherwise I don't care.

4. If you could have any person from history welcome you to the afterlife, who would you choose?

I'm betting again, this time on Jesus.

5. Everyone from Morgan Freeman to Alanis Morissette has done it. Who would you cast to play God in a movie?

No one famous, that's for sure. Maybe Red-Faced Man, one of our regular patrons at work. Or any other random homeless person. As our pastor said yesterday in the sermon (quoting someone else), a homeless shelter or food pantry is a likely place to find Jesus hanging out. And that leads to the saying that we should try to see the face of God in everyone.