Monday's a Bitch

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Random Joy

1. If you could learn the total number of hours of your life you have spent doing one mundane thing, which would you pick?

Oh, I'd just be depressed. I'll pick waiting for doctors, just because it may actually match what I think (or be slightly less!).

2. If you were to get a personalized license plate, what would it say?

Cat.
However, I'm sure it's taken, so nevermind.

3. If you were invited to make a recommendation for new legal limitations on pornography in your country, what would you propose?

I wouldn't begin to try. I think child pornography should result in something pretty dire (more so than it does now), but the whole issue of adult...I just can't sort out clearly in my own mind.

4. If you could own one prop from any film ever made, which would you choose?

One of the croquet balls from "Heathers."

5. How many of your elementary school teachers' names can you still remember?

Miss Campbell, Miss (Mrs.?) Potter, Mrs. Ramadam, Mrs. Weightman, Mr. Cross, Mr. Carlson, Ms. Morley, Mrs. Eaton, Mrs. DeVoe, Ms. Heitman, Miss Morton, Mrs. Stobaugh (sp?)...

It's funny; I can't recall the teacher all us girls had a crush on in 5th and 6th grade. He was very dashing with his faint limp, and since he was one of the only male teachers...it was sort of a default position.

The other names I remember primarily because I didn't like them, because they had memorable names, because they had taught other family members, because I had them EVERY year (Mr. Carlson taught gym class for everyone, poor man!), or because thought that they epitomized glamour (Weightman, Potter, Heitman and ESPECIALLY Morley!). "Glamour" equating primarily with bouffant hairdos and youth, although in Ms. Morley's case...she looked like Cher and this was right around the time The Sonny and Cher show was huge.

On the other hand, I have virtually ZERO memories of third or fourth grade. Wonder what that means.