Oddments

from Kwizgiver, who is linked, as always in the left column

DO YOU SNORE? Only when I'm sick or really exhausted, and then I'm told it's relatively ladylike.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I'm quite good at both, sometimes even at the same time.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Failure.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER? I never had any of my own, but when I was around them I loved messing with them.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? Some of it's good, some of it is beyond awful.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? I have but not for a VERY long time.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was a round baby. Actually, I was an adorable toddler, so one must presume I was a cute baby, right?
HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH AT BIRTH? 8'15"
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Wouldn't know from "single life."
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black. And now I have to tell you that when I first read this question, I thought it referred to a piano keyboard...which I thought was pretty weird.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No. I do a lot of singing elsewhere in the house, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No, drat.
ANY SECRET TALENTS? ...yes... I can sing the alphabet song backwards. And if you need someone to run into sharp corners on furniture or doorways, I'm the woman for you!
WHATS YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? At this point, and for the next few months, I would be good with anyplace sunny. Doesn't even have to be warm sun.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? No. Not on my to-do list.
HAVE YOU SEEN SAW 1-4? See above.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? I give substantially more about it than just a darn!
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Who licks 'em? I don't.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? ...oy...I completely didn't read ahead, I swear!! Must have been subliminal.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yeah. A few times. huh
ARE SPEEDOS HOT? I'm not fond of them on men, though I know someone who only likes women's Speedos on 'his' women. He's weird in other ways, too.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? If you need to do it to eat, I'm find with it, but I really do think that it's a) not a sport, and b) not something that goes with beer.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? ...the foreseeable future, yes....
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Generally, on a good day, yes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? According to last week's tests, I'm down to one type of mold, cats, and one other thing. But I think that's horseshit: I'm clearly allergic to dust, dogs and corn pollen, among other things.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, I LOVE YOU? About 45 minutes ago, to Beast on the phone.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Judging by the number of books I've cataloged about him, he might be.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Of course.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over easy with toast.
ARE BLONDES DUMB? Not the ones I hang out with.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? With the other gloves.
WHAT TIME IS IT? The DVD timer says it's 4360 into The Magnificent Seven.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Yup, I guess I do. (Does "mom" count as a nickname?)
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? In what way? I like their french fries, and the walnut snack thingies.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? This morning about 10.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? In our house he is.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Nope.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? The laptop.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Creamy.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No. Just behind a couple.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Just this morning so far.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? If I were drug-free, I'd be dead by now.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS? It's current 25 degrees F outside. Yes, I'm wearing socks!
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED? No.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Hazel.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm not sure. My eyes were watering from cold last night, though.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Right now, it's pretty awesome.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? The backwards-alphabet thing didn't clue you in?
HAVE YOU BEEN ON CELEBPOX.COM YET TODAY? Nope. Trying to decide if I need to go find out WTF it is...
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Flute (piccolo) and I can manage the tune on a piano.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD? I can travel on one, but it's not exactly my idea of a good time.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Camping...or sushi...? No, I'd really rather not.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? Unfortunately, yes, on occasion I do.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Depends on how you define "magic." I believe in some unexplainable things.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I dunno about a man, but there is no loyalty like a dog who loves you.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Of course I do; they are everywhere! I don't like how blase everyone is about it.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? I'm better at skateboarding.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Tilapia.
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Not very often, and usually only on my toes.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? I like a lot of people.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? HughesNet Internet Service.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Using the term "band" loosely, I have to say The Magnificent Seven is cheering me up greatly right now. James Coburn is to die for.