CrAzY QuEsTiOnS

From the Queen of All Meme

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? There are several. Let's start with coworkers and family members and go from there...
How do you flush the toilet in public? With the handle. And then I wash...my...hands.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? If I'm moving, I'm belted in.
Do you have a crush on someone? Kinda. I go through phases.
Name one thing you worry about running out of. Things to worry about.
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? I don't look like anyone famous, but I do look like someone everyone knows.
What is your favorite pizza topping? Canadian bacon.
Do you crack your knuckles? Not intentionally. That would be my niece.
What song do you hate the most[?] SOOOO many from which to choose, many of which are rap, or rather "rap."
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Psych! (i.e., no)
What are your super powers? Worry. Mother-henning. Saying stupid things. Jumping to conclusions.
Peppermint or spearmint? meh, either is fine...but I only like wintergreen in Lifesaver form.
Where are your car keys? On the gear shift in the truck
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? I'd prefer not to 'hear' any of them, but if you want to answer, go right ahead and type them up and link to them so I can read 'em.
What's your most annoying habit? You'd really have to ask Beast and Sparky, but if I had to name one thing it would have something to do with my temper.
Where did you last go on vacation? Tennessee/Virginia/et al.
What is your best physical feature? Wouldn't YOU like to know! (my brain)
What CD is closest to you right now? The four that Amy made me for my birthday.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Baking soda, crumbs, and diet Dr. Pepper.
What superstition do you believe/practice? I knock wood a lot, but I don't really believe it has any function besides social expectation. I have discovered a nasty tendency to refuse to name something for fear that it will be true only because I've named it. Is it incipient old age? Like, not saying "cancer" for fear that will be the diagnosis when someone is ill.
What color are your bed sheets? Pale blue
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? I would never! ever! want to be a fish.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? Yup. Not often.
What are your favorite sayings? "I'll sit on the floor; I can't fall off the floor, so it's safe."
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? That's not what I'm doing in the shower. I'm much, much more likely to cry in the shower, though not recently.
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? To visit: my parents' childhoods. To stay, nowhere at all.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? I liked the third Indy movie.
What CD is in your stereo? Helephino {shrug}. Oh, wait: Melissa Etheridge is in the kitchen one, I think it's her Yes I Am disc.
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? I have no intention of changing it in the foreseeable future.
How many kids do you plan on having? One of my own, lots of others to pseudo-adopt.
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? If Beast weren't sick, it would be him. Or Sparky. Or my dad.
What do you do when no one is watching? The same sorts of things I probably do when people ARE watching. It probably involves frowning.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? It would be awesome if Julia Roberts played me. I have that loud laugh of hers at times. Otherwise...uh, Nancy Walker? Oh, wait, she's dead. Uh, Stephanie Zimbalist? Valerie Bertinelli (Beast should be so lucky!)?
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? Too bad I can't use George Carlin's line here anymore. Stupid terrorists! OK, peacefully in my sleep then! Fine!
Coffee or Tea[?] Given that choice, tea.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? Vinnie James, U2, Paul Young...
Have you ever been in love? I think so.
Do you talk to yourself? All the freakin' time! What do you think these blogs are for, anyway!? Also, I mutter under my breath regularly. One of the joys of having a small child was that I could pretend I was talking to him at the store: "canned beans or frozen, whaddaya think, Sparky?"