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full name:	Cat.
nickname(s):	yeah, moving on.....
birthday:	Just before JFK was killed
where were you born:	Denver, CO
zodiac sign:	Scorpio
height:	68" (1.7272 meters)
weight:	yeah, moving on again...
hair color:	reddish-brown with ash highlights
eye color:	hazel
shoe size:	Somewhere around 9 or 10
ring size:	No clue
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.):	Fair, freckled and (right now) dry.
blood type:	O+
grade:	...uh, like USDA meat?
GPA:	On a 4-point scale, I probably averaged 3.9 from high school through grad school
siblings:	sigh....fourish
tattoos:	None, just scars
piercings:	One in each earlobe.
hobbies:	Blogging, reading, puzzles
favorite
color:	Blue
food:	Sugar, and carbs in general
candy:	Sweet Tarts or Smarties
type of cheese:	...mmmm, cheeeeese...I prefer hard cheeses, well-aged.
pizza topping:	Canadian bacon. And cheese. ;-)
salad dressing:	Blue cheese (hmm, seem to be on a roll here)
sandwich:	Cheese. Really: cheese and butter. I had a cheese sandwich for lunch every day for several years of school.
cereal:	Froot Loops.
fruit:	Bananas.
vegetable:	Corn (to eat, though the pollen is killer for me)
berry:	Straw...
cake:	Wedding cake: white with white frosting.
book:	The Book of Ruth by Jane Hamilton
movie:	Let's go with RHPS this month.
magazine:	Entertainment Weekly
newspaper:	...whatever has local news in RSS feeds
tv show:	CSI
website:	Blogger
radio station:	...radio? Oh, yeah, that's what wakes me up in the morning. The local crap top adult 40 soma...
font:	Arial, or other sans serif.
cartoon character:	Roadrunner
artist (painter):	Dali (because, technically, Michelangelo was more of a sculptor than a painter, self-defined).
actor:	Kenneth Branagh
actress:	Glenn Close
cd:	...nope, can't pick just one....
song:	Amazing Grace.
music group:	Beatles.
music type:	Happy.
day of the week:	Monday
month:	September
season:	Autumn
holiday:	Thanksgiving
shampoo:	Back to Basics for color-treated hair
conditioner:	Same
number:	16
phrase:	Well...uh...yeah....ok......
store:	Target
weather:	Warm & dry
restaurant:	Olive Garden
channel:	Discover
teacher:	Dr. Cope
weekend activity:	Sleeping
hangout:	......I don't think I "do" hangouts.....
house color:	Ours is sage green. I like it.
sport to watch:	Football
sport to play:	Bocce ;-)
animal:	Wolf
flower:	Garden roses
guy's name:	I'm partial to James.
girl's name:	I always wanted to name a daughter Josephine.
board game:	Life.
party game:	Pictionary. Charades. Dictionary (I'm really easy this way)
story from childhood:	One that has come up in conversation a lot lately is when I ran headlong into a brick wall in gym class.
body part:	Mine? My brain.
have you ever
been on a train:	Yes. On three continents
been on a plane:	Yes. On three continents
been in a car accident:	Yes.
caused a car accident:	Yes.
run into a wall:	hah...I swear I didn't know this question was on the list!
burned a potato chip:	Why? Noooo.....
almost burned the house down:	No.
smoked:	No.
been drunk:	Yes.
been high:	...er, yeah....
broken the law:	Yes. [If you answer this 'no' I don't believe you]
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes):	You know, I haven't actually. But I did used to make tapes of CDs and records.
kissed someone of the opposite sex:	Of course.
kissed someone of the same sex:	Yes, but not that way.
frenched an animal:	Not intentionally, but dogs don't like when you blow on their noses....
made out:	Yes.
had cyber sex:	Er, yesh...I shink sho.
gotten engaged:	Yes.
had an online relationship:	...define "relationship." But, yes.
been rejected by a crush:	Never put myself into this position, actually.
loved:	YES!
made yourself cry to get out of trouble:	I rarely have to force myself to cry. Rather the reverse.
cried in public:	...uh, yeah...
cried over a movie:	All the time.
fallen asleep in a movie theater:	There have been some movies that I pretty much shut down all systems in the middle of.
given someone a bath:	Yes.
been to a boarding school:	Not as a student.
been home-schooled:	Yeah, no! My mom and I would have killed each other.
lost a valuable item:	Yes.
bungee jumped:	No. Damnit! I'd like to, but I think I'm reaching the point of it being too unsafe for my joints.
skied:	Nope.
met the president:	...of....? Not the POTUS. Not interested, either.
met a celebrity:	Yes.
gotten a cavity:	huh...yeah.
shopped at abercrombie & fitch:	Nope.
made a prank call:	Yes.
skipped school:	Only on Skip Day
faked sick to get out of school:	No.
purchased something that you knew didn't fit:	Yes.
climbed a tree:	Yes.
fallen from a tree:	No.
broken a bone:	Yes.
sprained anything:	....how can you make it to 43 and say no?
passed out:	No.
made yourself pass out:	Well, by definition, then: no.
been to disney world:	Yes.
been to a theme park (not disney):	Yes.
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative):	Yes.
made a model volcano (working model):	Yes. Multiple times.
made a clover leaf with your tounge:	Wow, cool, but no.
past
what did you do yesterday:	Worked 9 hours, got in an argument, went to a football game....
memory you miss the most:	I miss my dad reading books to me when I was a kid.
memory you want to forget:	Foot in mouth moments
something you regretted after it was done:	Trusting almost anyone in our library system last year.
the last
song you heard:	Shout! (during the OSU/Purdue game)
cd you bought:	I have no idea; it's been a long while.
thing you said:	"I need to wash these while the guys are at the dance."
time you cried:	Last night.
movie seen in a theater:	Underdog.
thing you ate:	Some pecans about 2 hours ago.
person who called:	Telemarketer
nail polish shade worn:	...oh, hell, I have no idea. It was pinkish-coral. On my toes, btw.
time you showered:	About an hour ago.
person who complimented you:	Beast, maybe? This evening? Chris, yesterday.
at this moment
what are you listening to:	Beast, snoring, and the OSU/Purdue game.
what are you wearing:	Pajamas
what are you thinking:	About all the stuff that needs to be done tomorrow.
what are you scared of most:	Failure.
how many people are on your buddy list:	24
future
occupation:	My current one is librarian. I have no plans to change careers.
marriage site:	I don't intend to get married again.
honeymoon:	Rome.
place to live:	Someplace with more moderate, sunny winters.
kids:	No future kids of my own; I'll just be borrowing other people's.
car:	Jeep.
what are you doing tomorrow:	Church. Lots and lots of church.
do you think george bush will be reelected:	That would require the law to be rewritten, so no.
will there be a wwIII:	There will be another world war. I hope I'm gone.
will politics ever be truthful:	Fuck. No.
will humanity snuff itself out:	Yes.
can the gov. be changed:	Superficially, yes. Substantially...well, it would certainly take a great deal of bloodshed.
friends
best friend:	Beast.
funniest:	Jenny.
silliest:	....[your name here]....
loudest:	Beast.
quietest:	Amy.
craziest:	...possibly Chris. ;-)
calmest:	Marla I
skinniest:	Marla II
best secret keeper:	Jenny.
worst secret keeper:	L.Y.
the one you have but don't want:	L.Y.
smartest:	ALL my friends are smart!!
preppiest:	Jon
peppiest:	John
most hyper:	Deanna
hottest:	I'm SO not going here!
weirdest:	T.D.
biggest pervert:	....heh....
most annyoing:	Linda
shyest:	Wow, probably several of them....
most religious:	Beth
do you believe in
heaven:	Yes, but non-traditional.
hell:	Yes, but VERY non-traditional!
angels:	Yes, but also VERY non-traditional.
devil:	Not really, as such.
god:	Yes.
buddha:	I believe there was a Buddha.
aliens:	Not from outer space, not that want any interaction with us.
ghosts:	No.
spirit (soul):	Yes.
soulmates:	I have no proof of my own, but there are people I trust who feel they have proof.
reincarnation:	No, but it's a great concept!
love at first sight:	See "soulmates" above.
karma:	Not as such.
love in general:	Yes.
luck:	....mmmm, that's tricky....yes, kinda, but also no......
yourself:	Usually. Sometimes.
crush
who and when was your first crush:	Age 5. And his name was Chris.
any now:	I may be over the whole idea of crushing. Except William Petersen.
a celebrity crush:	Oops, jumped the gun. William Petersen.
who do you want to be with right now:	Beast.
whos number do you want:	My niece's workplace phone #.
who do you want to kiss:	Beast. And any baby.
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex:	The ability to pigeonhole emotions so surgically.
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be:	....next question....
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you:	Ten being all romance all the time? I'm about a 2.
first thing noticed about the opposite sex:	Eyes. Shoulders. Lips.
what do you look for personality-wise:	Humor. Honesty. Kindness.
biggest turn on:	A good laugh, and strength.
biggest turn off:	Immaturity, and weakness.
something thay weat that turns you on:	...how about something they wear? A well-fitted shirt works.
something they wear that turns you off:	Speedos. I hate European beaches!
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you:	I'm doing it right now: a 24-year relationship with the same person. Every day is fascinating.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you:	See previous answer.
what do you wear on a coffee date:	I don't date coffee.
is it right to flirt if you're taken:	As long as the flirtee knows you're taken.
is cyber cheating:	Depends.
are eyes the passegeway to the soul:	In some people. Other people, not so much.
who would you like to take to the prom:	Carrie.
do you want to hug somebody right now:	Sure, though I stipulate that it can't be Fat Frank.
do you know what an aphrodisiac is:	Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
describe
mellow:	relaxed, calm, comfortable
melancholy:	weepy, nostalgic
the perfect date:	Any date with someone you love that both people fully enjoy.
the perfect mate:	Someone who tolerates your idiosyncracies and loves you through the hard times.
how m&m's are made:	Not my area of expertise. I'm better at eating them.
why manhole covers are round:	So they fit the holes.
one or the other
coke/pepsi:	Pepsi
sprite/7-up:	Sprite (but really, neither)
boxers/briefs:	Depends, though I tend toward thinking boxers are better for men.
gold/silver:	Silver
vanilla/chocolate:	Vanilla
flowers/candy:	Candy, of course, though I wouldn't turn down flowers.
book/magazine:	Yes.
tv/radio:	Again with radio... Only XM, on my TV
glass half empty/half full:	Depends on the weather: used to always be half full, now it's frequently half empty.
democrat/republican:	Dem.
colored pencils/markers:	Markers
coffee/tea:	Tea
sun/moon:	Sun, though the moon is prettier.
day/night:	Day
hot/cold:	Hot
dog/cat:	Dog
button/zipper:	Button
cotton/feather pillow:	Cotton (my first allergy was feather pillows)
blue/purple:	Blue
plumber/trashman:	Plumber
jeans/shorts:	Jeans, but shorts in the summer.
long distance relationship/none:	Permanent long-distance? I'll go with none, in that case.
mechanical/regular pencil:	MECHANICAL!!!
matt/ben:	Matt
that 70's show/simpsons:	I don't watch either, but there is no comparison between these two. Simpsons, of course.
kelso/eric:	erk?
donna/jackie:	erk?
bart/lisa:	Lisa
romeo/juliet:	Tybalt?
romantic comedy/thriller:	Comedy
nsync/bsb:	bsb, because I'm that annoying! :-)
peanut butter/jelly:	Of these two, jelly. But actually, it's peanut butter & honey in our house.
waffles/pancakes:	Pancakes
letter/email:	I like receiving either, but you're more likely to get email from me.
florida/california:	Cali
pizza/burgers:	'za
hat/visor:	I just don't 'get' visors, so hat.
football/rugby:	Footie
iceskating/blading:	For me? Neither.
movie at home/in theater:	Home
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow:	"chicken"
red lipstick:	Melinda
socks:	cold feet
cowtipping:	hee hee hee--do they still do this around here, I wonder?
moulin rouge:	Toulouse-Lautrec
greenland:	Iceland
iceland:	oops....Reykjavik
harry potter:	Sparky
red:	Commie
blackberry:	pie
rose:	garden
rooster:	Foghorn Leghorn
taxes:	Government
bill clinton:	Hillary
whipped cream:	on pie
george w. bush:	there goes the neighborhood
lollipops:	suckers (well, that's what I grew up calling 'em)
dreams:	white puffy clouds
love:	hugs
guys:	Hey You GUUUUUYYYYYYYS!
south park:	Colorado (dude, I've SO been there!)
boy bands:	bubblegum
pengiuns:	Jenny
girls:	boys
thong:	underwear
death:	scythe
spoons:	screaming girls at youth group
junk mail:	dead trees
dairy:	barn
panties:	panty raid
your father:	miss him
pizza:	delivery
britney spears:	......do I have to think about her? I'd rather think about GWB!
vitamin:	mineral
are you
happy:	Sometimes.
sad:	Sometimes.
religious:	More often than not.
bitchy:	Yes.
crazy:	Not usually.
messy:	Sort of.
mad:	As in angry? Sometimes. As in nuts? Rarely
slacker:	No.
nerd:	Yes.
bookworm:	Yes.
jock:	Not so's you'd notice!
preppy:	Me? Not.
selfish:	Not enough.
giving:	Yes.
obsessive:	Getting that way.
violent:	No.
calm:	Rarely.
peaceful:	Not.
mellow:	No.
eccentric:	Probably.
caring:	Yes.
untrustworthy:	On occasion.
loyal:	Yes, to a point.
patriotic:	Yes, but not stupid.
perverted:	Not as much as some people are!
colorful:	Definition please?
artistic:	No.
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket:	My lightweight one is gray/black/white. Winter is pale gray.
do you shave:	Yeah.
where:	In the bathroom....?
what color is your razor:	Orange.
what size is your bed:	Queensized. ;-)
what color crayon would you be:	Cornflower.
what are the last four digits of you phone number:	yeah, not!
feelings on abortion:	Hands of my body, people!
how lond does it take you to shower:	How long? Ten minutes, I dunno. I don't time myself.
what does your screenname mean:	It's my job.
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general:	Hair color is not the defining characteristic of badness.
who so you trust the most:	Beast.
is cussing a necessity in life:	I suppose.
how about coffee:	Nope.
is the world screwed:	...wow. Sure. Or not.
what something you cant live without:	Air.
what time did you fall asleep:	Last night, about 10.
know what 69 means:	Of course.
how about 143:	I do now.
can you live without a microwave:	Yes.
what do think about death:	I don't dwell on it.
where and when do you want to be married:	.....been here already.....
do you want to drop out of school:	Too late for that.
why is the sky blue:	Because grass had already stolen green.
what is a good trait about yourself:	I'm honest.
what do you always think about:	What I should be doing instead of what I am doing.
what is wrong with your school:	No school, so nothing.
what is right with your school:	n/a
how do you react to change:	I roll with it, mostly. Sometimes I freak out, though.
do you talk to yourself:	Sometimes. Primarily when it's the best possible conversation to have.
what is your opinion on love:	Invest in it heavily.
can you afford to lose weight:	I should lose weight, yes.
what color would you dye your hair:	I do dye my hair.
best thing anyones told you:	.....ever? That they love me?
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot:	Drop dead.
does being psycho appeal to you:	Sure.
if you wrote a book, what would it be about:	The weird people at work.
what would you change your name to:	Cat.
longest crush lasted how long:	Still going.....
tme finished:	10:51
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