Five on Friday

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Trick or Treat

Would you rather...

1: eat nothing but chocolate or go without chocolate for the rest of your life?

Go without. My stomach hurts at the thought of nothing-but-chocolate!

2: stub your toe or get a paper cut?

The average toe-stubbing is over in less than a minute. Paper cuts are annoying for several days. Therefore, I'll take the stub, provided I don't have to break my toe in the process.

3: write the news or make the news?

Crawl under a rock. Ick. I hate the news media in this country right now. If I absolutely had to choose, I'd rather write it, but only just barely.

4: lose 10 pounds or gain 10 IQ points?

If I gained 10 IQ points, I'd be an unbearable pain. In this conversion table it would mean I'd be at the 99.5 percentile range. Give me that weight loss!

5: wear a costume to work or wear normal clothes to a Halloween party?

At this point, I'd be more inclined to wear normal clothes as much as possible everywhere, party or not.