Double-20

from the usual : Kwizgiver (linked at left)

1. You're in the hospital, who comes to visit you? Beast, Sparky, my pastor, and (based on the last time I was hospitalized) lots of church friends, and T, from work. Maybe some others. Gosh, I hope I'm up for this!!

2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? If it were banned by the government, I'd be shocked they were giving up so much sales tax income. If it were banned by my doctor, I'd be annoyed. Howsomever, it wouldn't drastically impact my life.

3. Your CD collection is repossessed. What's your reaction? Do I get to keep my MP3 player, XM radio, and Launchcast? Cuz, honestly, I listen more to those than my CDs.

4. Do you believe world peace is possible? Not likely.

5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. What kind of genie only gives one wish?? I'd like to see a little more equitable distribution of wealth in the world.

6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off? Condescension.

7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on? Quick-wittedness.

8. What are you obsessive about? Orderliness in projects.

9. Leather face is in the kitchen. Yeah, not that I've seen any of these movies...uhm, I'm out the front door, thanks.

10. Do people underestimate you? There are times when I sincerely hope so.

11. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood? Sleep, and/or being left to my own devices for an extended period of time.

12. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year? Finding all our old photos/albums/memorabilia and getting started with compiling it all with the stuff we've added since the move (four years ago....sigh).

13. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised? Yes.

14. Do you have any really crazy relatives? crazy-ass fun or crazy-nut job? yes, and yes (blood relatives lean more toward "fun", relatives by marriage are more "nut-jobs"--but then I would say that, wouldn't I?)

15. Pretend you're 15 deep in beers. Describe what you would be doing? Having my stomach pumped. I don't drink beer, so I must've been blotto when I downed those 15, which would put me well into alcohol poisoning.

16. Does everyone in your life know the real you? No. But then, I don't even know the real me most days!

17. Last thing you said about a guy/girl? I think this means the gender to which I'm attracted...? I recall telling someone today that the guy she was talking about was nice-looking, or words to that effect.

18. What is the most ridiculous fear you have? Any fear that isn't an imminent threat to my life, by definition, is pretty ridiculous. So, let's go with moths. eeew.

19. Do you know anyone in prison? Nope. Unless my ex-sister-in-law has sunk to a new, all-time low.

20. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly? Several years, maybe decades, ago. I do peanut butter & honey, and I rarely have jelly in the house.

21. When did you last have a home cooked meal? Saturday? I think. Or Friday.

22. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Define "party." In most people's definitions, no.

23. Name who you miss. Ellen, Jean, and Sher.

24. Are you named after a grandparent? Nope. None of us were named after our grandparents. That's rather odd. (Technically, Ellen's middle name is my grandmother's given name, but...nevermind.)

25. Who loves you? Jesus (this I know, for the Bible tells me so)

26. Do you throw up gang signs? Not with intent! I can never get out of my head the photo of the clueless cheerleader "throwing" a shocker, so I keep my hand-flailing to a minimum.

27. Have you ever broken a rib? Not one of my own.... :-) Probably no one else's either.

28. Last song you heard? Some 80s song by Journey that Sparky was trying to sing earlier ("Don't Stop Believing" maybe)

29. What was the last thing you ate? KFC "fries."

30. How do you feel RIGHT now? Really good, and I'm NOT getting into specifics!

31. Have you driven anywhere today? To work, to Taco Bell and back for lunch, to the hair place, back to work to pick up Sparky, to KFC, and back home.

32. Whats your hair like? Freshly colored and coiffed. [coif, coif, coif--I think I'm coming down with something]

33. Would you ever work for the border patrol? I'd rather work for them than have anything to do with the Posse Comitatus or any of the other barely- or totally un-sanctioned groups trying to "patrol" the borders in Mexico! But, really, if I did borders, I want Canada. Please.

34. Who's Whose car were you in last? Mine. Sparky doesn't drive yet, and Beast is out of town.

35. Where did u go? See #31.

36. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship? Define "relationship." Then define "interracial." Yes. And not really. But sorta.

37. Is your birthday on a holiday? It's the day after Veteran's Day if that counts.

38. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now? No, for which I'm grateful.

39. Are you a vegetarian? Nope.

40. Do you worry about global warming? Oddly, I don't worry about it. I accept that it's happening, I deplore that people don't seem to give a shit, but I don't get worked up about it.