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I am: watching a car blow up on TV. Repeatedly.
I need: nothing, really.
I want: to live on a deserted island, with wireless net access.
I wish: on falling stars.
I feel: sore from yesterday's massage.
I hate: pissing people off.
I love: my husband and son.
I can't handle: several of my co-workers.
I miss: Dad.
I think: I need to go to bed soon.
There is no need to: yell at me.
Life is: pretty freakin' annoying.
Love is: hard work.
Last weekend: was not stellar.
Tonight: I had the best corn on the cob I've had in about 5 years. Yum.
I am allergic to: cats, dogs, and anything else fun.
Let's go: Ready?
I would: take a bullet for my son.
When I fall for someone: I rarely lose my grasp on reality.
When I'm angry at someone: they know it!
My hands: are utilitarian.
When I am alone: I sing loudly and dance (badly) around the house.
I am listening to: "How It's Made" about making padlocks.
The last person I called was: not there.
The last text I recieved said: ...I don't remember. It was Beast, but I'm not sure what it said.
Hugs are: wonderful.
My house: is pretty fabulous.
There is a thin line between: funny and irritating.
My best physical feature is: my...uh, nose? My height? Used to be my legs... Now, no clue.
The last person I kissed: was Sparky, about 3 minutes ago, when he went up to bed.
The future: is so bright, I'm wearing shades.
It's funny how: the passage of time changes perspective.
My favorite Dane Cook quote is: ...uh, haven't really spent a lot of time listening to him...
The best BATMAN movie is: the most recent one, especially if you have a DVD player and can skip the Katie Holmes scenes.
I cried: a little over four hours ago.
Hospitals are: a big ol' bummer, but necessary evils.
My shoes: are wherever I took them off.
I think porn is: quite unintentially humorous much of the time.
My underwear: is none of your business!
When I was little: I actually didn't hate the color pink. {shrug} Things change.
Cake: ...mmmm...I LOVE cake, especially wedding cake!!
I can't seem to find: a way to achieve zen for more than about 30 seconds at a time.
I like my jeans: well broken-in.
I prefer: listening to music while I work.
I wish he/she would: drink less.
Rap music: is not my favorite kind of music.
I remember: mama. Actually, I remember Nannie.
This one time: I almost started a brawl at a fireworks show.
I love it when he/she: laughs unashamedly.
Nothing makes me smile quite like: babies.
Tattoos are: not something I'm interested in procuring for myself.
Piercings are: overdone nowadays.
I have scars from: being a complete klutz.
The best revenge is: knowing you were right.
I lied because: I didn't want to make things worse.
My job: is wonderful, on the rare occasions when I get to do it without interruptions.
My ideal job would be: my current job, without interruptions.
Movies are: overrated (pun intended).
No one: is to blame. [name that song]
Thunderstorms: have been prevalent this week. Every night. It's getting old, eh?
My mom: is 85 going on 199, and still gets on my last nerve.
My dad: is dead.
My ideal wedding would go a little something like this: quick stop at the courthouse, followed by a long honeymoon someplace fabulous, and a big blowout party when we get home.
Hotels: are less exciting now than they used to be when I was a kid (we rarely slept in hotels).
Throwing up: sucks. But sometimes it's better than feeling lousy for one more second.
Target: is my favorite store for regular stuff.
Frankly my dear: I always hated Scarlett: what a freakin' bitch.
Toilet paper: is a wonderful invention.
Sex is: also a wonderful invention; thanks, God!
Sex should be: less shame-inducing.
Vampires: don't exist, people. GET OVER IT!
Fear is: retarded.
Money is: necessary. Anyone who tells you different has too much.
Did you know: that the HOLLYWOOD sign in California used to spell out something else.
All I ask is: that you try to be understanding. Is that so hard??

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