Survey Sez

swiped from Kwizgiver...

Popcorn or Candy?

Yes, please. Our local theater has free refills on popcorn and pop, and I try to remember to stock up on candy at the store before going there. They pop fairly small batches of corn about every 15 minutes at peak times Just found out they have ice cream too! Awesome.

Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.

Casablanca is the only one I've literally waited forever to see. I can't think of any other Top-Shelf movie that I really WANT to see as bad as that one. There are a lot I haven't seen, some I wouldn't mind seeing, and most can go right into the museum as far as I'm concerned.

Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe.

So many flicked through my mind: lots from RHPS, the brown polka-dot dress from Pretty Woman, stuff from costume dramas...but I think I'd like to have Harry's Invisibility Cloak, please. Or, possibily, Mary Poppins' umbrella--if that counts as a costume...?

Your favorite film franchise is:

Matrix. No contest.

Invite five movie characters over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?

J.D. Dean (Heathers), Columbia (RHPS), Riggs (Lethal Weapon), Taunting French Guard (Holy Grail), and Velma Kelly (Chicago). Wow: crazytime!
I'm not sure what kind of food to serve, as I'm sure at least two of these people will try to poison the rest, and I'm sure there will be some kind of food fight.
This meal is really all about making sure it's caught on video!

What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?

They need to immediately, while still on the phone, stand up and refund the cost of the ticket to each and every person in the theater out of their own pocket.

Choose a female bodyguard: Trinity (Matrix)What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?

I don't watch those parts. Seriously. I can tell you everything about the inside of eyelids or whatever shirt Beast was wearing when we saw a specific movie: Platoon, the first Lord of the Rings, Matrix (all three), Dangerous Liaisons...yup, missed the 'action' in all of them!

Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy" and "drama").

I like documentaries. Since we're excluding my favorite--comedy--for some reason (I don't particularly care for gross-out comedy, unending sex/fart/boob jokes, or physical humor for the most part, however.

You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?

There would be no sequels. There would be no more movies starring Will Ferrell, Lindsay Lohan (or any other...dingbats of her caliber), or {shudder} Adam Sandler. There would be a LOT of new movies starring LOTS of women we've forgotten or never heard of between the ages of 40 and 70, none of which involve being someone else famous's mom (or grandma), or wife. There would be no movies involving rape, torture of any kind, or fart/boob/sex jokes.

OK, for week number two: if you jiggle, you're fired: buy a bra. If you're a Scientologist, shut up and work; no couch jumping or proselytizing on my dime, especially if you've got a gabillion dimes of your own! If I can see your collar bones: you're on hiatus until you gain at least 20 pounds. Calista, we'll call you, okay? {finger wave} Buh-bye. If you're divorced or divorcing, sort out your problems in private.

Week three: kill ALL the papparazzi.

When do I start? I need time to pack, but I can be ready in about half an hour....

Bonnie or Clyde?

Feh.