TMI Tuesday

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I haven't done one of these in a very long time, but I'm punchy tonight...

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?

What drapes?
Oh. Duh.
No, not exactly. And that's a good thing, in my book! :-)

2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?

I actually may have done this, but not in a particularly evil or sexual way. Part of being a parent involves blackmailing your kids sometimes....

3. What is your favorite thing to lick?

My favorite things to lick are lips.

4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)

Would a library count?

5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it?

I am one of those bizarre (apparently) few whose imagination is a better aphrodisiac than porn.