Juggling Cats

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celebrity slasher edition (please include your reasons for choosing the people you choose)

name the singlemost godawful celebrity of all time :: someone you would like to share karma with just so you can see how bad they get it next time around

Unfortunately, I can't think of anyone worse than Our Illustrious President, but I'm not sure I'd want to waste my karma on him. So, ok, Manson. What is his deal, really?

name 2 intriguing celebrities :: people you would actually like to get to know as regular folk

Well, since I already named Meryl Streep (below) in this category, I guess I should go elsewhere for this one... So I'll go with Sandra Bullock and J.K. Rowling. The former just seems very down-to-earth and sensibly and FUN, and the latter I'd like to chat about writing with. And what is she going to do with all that money?!

name 3 creepy celebrities :: people you wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole

Seeing as how the author stole my gimme (again) in Paris Hilton...I'll go with Gary Busey (what happened, dude??), Marilyn Manson, and Billy Bob Thornton (admittedly, I sorta stole this one).

name 4 trainwreck celebrities :: people you find morbidly fascinating

Paris, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, and Johnny Rotten (is he still alive?).

name 5 incurably cool celebrities :: people who were cool from day 1 and probably always will be

Samuel Jackson, Harrison Ford (but it's wearing thin, dude, it's wearing thin), Pierce Brosnan, Joanne Woodward and Debbie Reynolds.

name 6 waste-of-space celebrities :: people who would be doing us all a favor to just drop off the face

Sticking with the latter part of the theme above (and trying not to rename anyone else I've already listed)...
Elizabeth Taylor (your day has ended, please go away!)
Mick Jagger (ugh--unless I'm trying to lose weight, in which case a picture of him posted in my kitchen is wonderful; I've never liked this man)
Heather whateverthefuckyournameisnow-McCartney (go away, slimebucket; I don't care that much about The Paul, but really now, babe...)
Jessica Simpson AND her entire fuckedupbeyondbelief family
Michael Jackson and HIS entire fuckedupfamily EXCEPT Janet whom I can't help but like for some reason
And since I've managed to ignore sports until now...Terrell Owens (cuz he's a prick 100% of the time he's in public)

name 7 recently promoted has-beens :: people who were cool in the eighties but never since

("recently promoted?" I dunno, so I'm just listing people I remember from the 80s that were Really Big and then completely disappeared from the Coolness Channel--and I did mine before I read the original author's, by the way)
Number one has to be Andrew McCarthy
Debbie Gibson (yes, I know she's insisting on using her 'real' first name and doing Broadway now, but she's NOT cool) and Tiffany--because I actually wonder if they aren't the same person, REALLY
Molly Ringwald. Thank GOD she went away!!
Kirk Cameron
Bronson Pinchot
Billy Idol
Dan Ackroyd