Monday Melee

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1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
Snobby women. Oh, dear God, honey, we all know your shit stinks. Get down off your pedestal.

2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Oops. Oh, well. See #1.

3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
May is the worst month of the school year! There are too many things going on all at once.

4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
Sparky for working his butt off on Saturday for 12 hours, with only short feeding breaks and one meltdown with me.

If only he would have done the assignment right in the first place, he wouldn't have had to work so hard...

5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
I haven't killed my kid. Yet.

6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
More time to sleep.