The Survey Place

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Have you ever...

failed a test? No, I don't think I have, unless you count the subject GREs that I took....
gotten an F on your report card? Nope. Never.
gotten a D on your report card? Nope.
had a crush on a teacher? Oh, for heaven's sake...yes!
kissed someone of the opposite sex? I'm 43 and have a kid. Uh, yeah.
kissed someone of the same sex? What kind of kissing? Yes, I have.
been hit on by someone a lot older than you? Yes. Happens at work periodically.
been felt up? Only by boyfriends and Beast.
felt someone else up? See previous answer.
been grounded? Not really. My parents didn't really believe in grounding.
been drunk? Yep.
been high? Uh....
kissed someone without knowing their name? No. Not that I recall.
given someone a lap dance? Heh.
seen a member of the opposite sex (outside your family) naked? Again, married, have a (male) child.
slept over someone of the opposite sex's house? Yessir.
had someone of the opposite sex sleep over your house? Yessir.
dated two people at the same time? Yes.
had a crush on one of your best friends? Yes.
dated one of your best friends? ...sorta...
been married? Yes.
been proposed to? Well, see the last answer.
talked really badly behind one of your best friend's backs? Er...unfortunately yes. I've learned.
been told you look like a celebrity? Yeah, and I laughed...oy
cried while watching a reality show? Yes.
cried while watching a soap opera? I haven't watched a soap opera by choice in over 20 years...can't remember if I cried. Probably not.
been in a play? Yes.
had a good part/lead in a play? No.
flashed someone? Nope.
been flashed? Yes. The things that happen in libraries....
fallen asleep in class? I think I did once, in high school.
played a full game of Monopoly? Far far too many of 'em.
had detention? No.
been suspended? Hah...NO!
been expelled? Not-bloody-likely.
attempted to commit suicide? No.
been hospitalized? Yes.
kissed in the rain? Yes.
had a crush on someone who DID NOT LIKE YOU BACK for over a year? Yes; welcome to high school.
been a relationship that lasted more than a year? Well...I've been married for 20 years....
thrown up in school? Yes. Yes, I have.
cried in school? Yes.
gone to school in your pajamas? Nope.
made one of your parents cry? Hell, yeah. HELL, yeah!
been sexually harassed? No.
sexually harassed someone else? I certainly hope not.
wanted to kill someone? Not seriously.
told someone you wanted to kill them? Not in the sense of actually wanting to kill them. More in the sense of "You're Really FUCKIN' ANNOYING ME!"
had a stalker? No.
stalked someone else? No.
avoided someone? Nearly every day.
worn a band shirt without even knowing anything about the band? Nope.
kissed someone way older than you? Well, family members....does that count?
kissed someone way younger than you? See above.
sang loudly in public? Weekly.
been called a slut to your face? No, I don't think so....
called someone else a slut to their face? No.
felt better after confessing all your secrets to this survey? ...whatever...