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kissing survey

There are 100 ways. After you’re done, total, with "I’ve kissed __ ways."

[*=I have no idea, or didn't at the time]

I have kissed...
[x] A straight girl
[x] A straight boy
[?] A homosexual girl *
[?] A homosexual boy *
[?] A bisexual girl *
[?] A bisexual boy *
[?] A transsexual person [*, but not one I knew was currently undergoing a shift]
[x] An animal [pets, of course, and I think I kissed a snake and a chameleon belonging to some other people...on a dare]
[x] A friend
[x] A picture of someone/something
[] A stranger
[x] My mom
[x] My dad
[x] My grandma/grandpa
[] A cousin [I only have about 4, whom I haven't seen since childhood]
[x] More than 3 different people in one night
[] Someone with a tongue piercing
[] Someone with a lip piercing
[x] Someone I didn’t love [Distant relatives that I didn't know]
[x] Someone I loved (besides family, friends)
[x] Someone I had just met [cheek kissing--which, by the way, I hate]
[x] Someone who I would not see again in a long time
[] Someone who did not speak my language
[] Someone 5+ older than me (besides family, friends)
[x] Someone 5+ younger than me (besides family, friends)
[] Someone famous
[x] Someone with bad breath
[x] Someone with braces
[] Someone wearing lipgloss/lipstick
[x] Someone with cigarette breath [one has to kiss relatives...unfortunately....]
[x] Someone I didn’t want to kiss [my goofy brother-in-law...ick]
[] Someone who I knew didn’t want to kiss me
[x] Someone who wanted to do more than kiss
[?] Someone who had not been kissed before [as if people would tell...]
[x] Someone who sucked at kissing
[] Someone who didn’t remember the kiss afterward
[?] Someone and didn’t remember it afterward [uhm, I still don't remember...]
[x] As a joke [of course; who hasn't done this, especially with friends?]
[x] With the intention of having sex
[] With the intention of cheating on someone else
[x] Standing up
[x] Upside down
[x] Underwater
[x] Against the wall
[x] On a couch
[] On my parents’ bed [oh, gack]
[] On their parents’ bed [ditto]
[x] On other random beds
[x] On the plane
[x] On the beach
[] On the swings [the physics of this are so complicated...no]
[x] On a rooftop
[x] On the floor
[] On a boat/cruise [never been on a big enough boat that I wasn't white-knuckling the sides, which precludes kissing]
[x] On their hand
[x] On their cheek
[] On their ass
[x] On their forehead
[x] On their private parts
[x] On their neck
[x] On their feet [babies? hello??!!]
[x] On the nose
[] On a ferries [sic] wheel [somehow, the guys I've been in Ferris wheels with have all been too nervous about falling out of their seats to want to kiss...sigh]
[x] In my bed
[x] In their bed
[] In the backseat of a vehicle [how about the front seat?]
[x] In the pool
[x] In a hot tub
[x] In the shower
[x] In the bath
[x] In front of my/their parents [well, I did get married and there is that line at the end about kissing...]
[] In a closet
[] In a graveyard
[x] In the wilderness
[x] In a hotel room
[x] In a church
[x] In the rain
[?] In the snow [I'm sure I have, but mostly I just want to get OUT of the snow...so I'm not sure why I'd be dallying about kissing people!]
[?] In the club [which club??]
[] In class
[x] In public
[] While I was driving
[x] While they were driving
[] While passing candy/gum back and forth [ish]
[x] While I was drunk
[] While I was high
[x] While I was sick
[x] While they were sleeping
[x] While dancing
[x] While I was crying
[x] While they were crying
[x] While having sex [well, duh]
[x] At a school
[x] At the movies
[x] At a show/concert
[x] At a sports game
[x] At an amusement park
[x] Eskimo kissed
[x] French kissed
[x] Blown a kiss at someone [daily]

I have kissed 77 ways, with another 8 that fell under "?" making the total somewhere between 77 and 85. Then again, look at how old I am; I should've covered all 100 by now!! :-)