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So, tell us, can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Only if they aren't also diabetic.

Let's say that you've been asked to compile a statistical analysis on absolutely anything, what stats are you interested in?

The unwed pregnancy rate among the children of the Moral Majority.

I know I've asked this question before, but I'll ask it again..... How much money would a person have to pay you to spend one night alone in an old mansion that is supposedly haunted?

I'm going to posit a comfortable bed, electricity, heat or A/C, and a book to read and some tunes. Having all those things, I absolutely would have no problem spending the night anywhere.