My score on The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test:
Faerie
(Your score: 58% obedience, 92% intelligence, and 79% ethicality)

Faeries are ethereally beautiful woodland sprites who are disproportionately powerful with respect to their tiny size. They can perform tedious tasks with lightning speed and are capable of using magic. Though given to playful pranks, they are mostly benign and easy to handle.

Based on this result, we've also determined that you're gay.

The opposite of the Faerie is the T-Rex, and its evil version is the Gremlin.

Link: The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)

OK. I could live with a fairy, which is how I spell it. However, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.