Hump Day

This or that

Apple pie or pumpkin pie?

Apple. Pumpkin is yucky.

Cars or SUVs?

Cars. SUVs are for off-roading and they're wasteful in other contexts.

Pen or pencil?

Pencil, preferably a mechanical one.

Electric guitar or acoustic guitar?

In concert, electric. For personal pleasure (ahem--not that kind), acoustic.

Shower or bath?

Bath.

Daffy Duck or Yogi Bear?

Hey Boo-Boo, that's a dethpicable choice to force me to make!
Probably Daffy by a scant tail feather.

Butter on a biscuit or jam on a biscuit?

Butter. Or both.

Bringing sexy back or dropping it like it's hot?

Sorry Justin; you're too young for me to bother with. I have not idea what the hell this song is about, and I like it that way (oops, wrong boy band).