Guilty or not?

From Lisa

1. Dated outside your race?

   Guilty. Sort of. Not sure what constitutes a 'date' exactly...

2. Singing in the shower?

   Not guilty. The shower is my Deep Thought place.

3. Spit in someone’s drink?

   Not guilty. Why would I? Yuck.

4. Played with Barbies?

   Guilty, but not for very long, maybe just for 2 years...?

5. Made someone cry?

   I'm a mom; of course I'm guilty!

6. Opened your Christmas presents early?

   Nope, not guilty. I'm a stickler on this.

7. Lied to a friend?

   Guilty. Things happen. And sometimes lying is the best course.

8. Watched and cried while watching a soap opera?

   Not guilty, not that I recall. I haven't watched soaps in 20-plus years.

9. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?

   Uh...guilty.

10. Ran through the sprinklers naked?

    Not guilty unless I did it when I was a toddler. Which, honestly, I doubt, since my parents were uptight about nudity in any venue.

11. Ate food that fell on the floor?

    Guilty, but only when invoking the 5-second rule.

12. Went outside naked?

    Not guilty that I remember.

13. Been on stage?

    Guilty

14. Been on stage naked or close to it?

    Not guilty. No takers for that ticket!

15. Been in a parade?

    Huh...guilty. Many times.

16. Been in a school play?

    Guilty. Just once, though.

17. Drank beer?

    Guilty, because there was nothing else to drink and I was beyond thirsty (Mongolian food is SPICY!)

18. Gotten detention?

    Not guilty. I don't even know if my school DID detentions! We were experimental and weird.

19. Been on a cruise?

    Not guilty, not yet.

20. Broken into a house?

    Guilty. Over the summer I had to break in to my own house. I had to do that at least once as a kid too; after school when I realized I had no door key.

21. Gotten a tattoo?

    Not guilty, not likely.

22. Gotten piercings?

    Guilty: one hole in each year almost 30 years ago.

23. Gotten into a fist fight?

    Guilty. At least of the spirit of the question. It was more of a slap- /hair-pull-fight.

24. Gotten into a shouting match?

    Guilty, though not this month. huh

25. Swallowed sea/pool water?

    Guilty, though I don't remember a specific incident. Some things are unavoidable, however.

26. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose? Guilty. Only once, because I felt sick for the rest of the day.
27. Laughed so hard it hurt?

    Guilty. Night before last. Wanda Sykes is funny.

28. Tripped on your own feet?

    Guilty, on a semi-regular basis.

29. Cried yourself to sleep?

    Not exactly guilty. I can't sleep after I've been crying; I'm too worked up. But I have cried at bedtime, in bed.

30. Cried in public?

    Guilty. Yesterday at church in fact.

31. Thrown up in public?

    Guilty, but in a bathroom, not in a gutter or anything.

32. Lied to your parents?

    Guilty. I'm sorry, but anyone who says "not guilty" on this one is either lying now or ... just weird.

33. Skipped class?

    Guilty. I must have done it once, right?? :-)

34. Cried so hard you threw up?

    Not guilty. Crying doesn't make my stomach hurt that way.